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wayne hiscock
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21st Apr 05 at 15:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The 7 dwarfs went to the Vatican, and because they are "THE DWARFS," They are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.

"Son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?" Dopey replies, "Excuse me, your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question,thinks for a moment and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Dopey turns back to the Pope and says,
"Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?" "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting

"Dopey f***ed a penguin!...Dopey f***ed a penguin!"
Graham
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21st Apr 05 at 15:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats terrible
hannah d
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exactly what i thought
Marc
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Its also OLD
wayne hiscock
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hey hey same as u then marc
Marc
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TNM
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OLDER THAN OLD
Pablo
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Not heard that b4
Carr
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Scott F
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never heard that one before
Charlene
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Smiffie
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not heard it before
Drew
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leeshez
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So old

 
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