Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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But it made me laugh now as much as it did 6 years ago 
One day a man is walking along the beach and sees a quadriplegic girl on the boardwalk, sitting in her wheelchair and crying. He decides to be a good Samaritan and asks her what’s wrong. She replies sadly, “I’ve never been hugged.” So he hugs the girl, which seems to cheer her up and he continues on his way.
The next day he sees the girl again, still sitting on the boardwalk and crying, so he asks her what’s wrong and she replies, “I’ve never been kissed.” So, he kisses the girl dutifully and goes on his way.
The following day, he passes her again, and once again, she’s crying and he asks her what’s wrong. She replies, “I’ve never been f*cked.” So, the man wheels her down the boardwalk, pushes her off the pier and says, “Now, you’re f*cked!”
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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Thats sick!
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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I heard the same but about a mermaid
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Jamie
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Registered: 1st Apr 02
Location: Aberdeen
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That is but was half expecting it after the kiss
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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funny shit... still makes me laff
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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Old, but funny
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chris_uk
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Adam-D
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Location: Cheshire
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pmsl
ahh fuckin hell that cheered me up this morning
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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it should have been a quadrapligic girl laying on the beach not in a wheelchair
"I've never been fcuked"
"you are now cos the tide is coming in"
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