FozzyGSI
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Just woke up to find a note from my parents which reads;
'THANKYOU for p*ssing all down the stairs and swearing at Dad, and then knocking stuff off the book shelf then pissing all over the toilet and floor.
If is not too much to ask clean it all up.
We are not very happy to say the least, you have to kerb your drinking'
Just spent and hour cleaning it up and then spraying carpet cleaner all over it.
Im glad there out for a bit, it'l give them time to cool off.
I had a good night though
[Edited on 20-04-2005 by FozzyGSI]
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Half Pint
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FPMSL, wait no..... you pissed yourself
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Mark Petty
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Tom
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PMSL I am laughing properely out loud
My bro did this once off the top of the landing seriosuly I can't stop laughing
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TNM
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you little piss head!
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CCA
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FozzyGSI
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Im not laughing?
I wish i could.
Its not the fist time either, i think this is just the icing on the cake.
Night out £40
Taxi home £10
The look on my parents faces when they catch me pissing down the stairs
PRICELESS
Just spent another tenner on a sorry card, choclates and carpet cleaner
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CorsAsh
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I'll never forget the look on my dads face when I vomited in his car and filled up his passenger door pocket with puke.
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Tom
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PMSL legend the fact you aint the slightest bit bothered about posting it on here  I get told to kerb the drinking  and I don't even piss around the toilet at my worst pisshead point I used to wake my mum up at 4amish and ask for taxi mum or just start rambling or go and ring sum1 from the house phone and fall asleep there
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Thoday
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I hope next time you get ass raped for your drunk antics  You must have been paraletic to piss yourself and everywhere else
But fair play for posting it on CS its made me laugh and will all day
[Edited on 20-04-2005 by Thoday]
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FozzyGSI
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FPMSL at CorsAsh.
I think puke i worse?
They must hate it when i try and get and get into bed with them too
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FozzyGSI
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I'm sure every body does it though??? dont they?
I'm glad you all found it funny anyway
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by FozzyGSI
FPMSL at CorsAsh.
I think puke i worse?
They must hate it when i try and get and get into bed with them too
Best part was my nan was staying with us, it was the night of a school ball and she'd stayed up late to see me come home in my tux... instead she saw drunken idiot staggering about with vomit all over himself. Mum and dad were out at 1am with torches and a bucket cleaning the car. Ahhh, memories. I slept well that night.
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Colin
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Pissed in my mates washing basket once
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Pissed in my mates washing basket once
I thought you took a shit in it?
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Tom
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PMSL whata thread
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FozzyGSI
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FPMSL i love these stories
CorsAsh you sound worse then me
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Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Pissed in my mates washing basket once
I thought you took a shit in it?
Im trying to forget about the shit but yeah it was the full works, piss and job jobs all over his familys clothes
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3CorsaMeal
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we stayed at my m8's house once after a night out, and in the morning his mum found a turd on the stairs
still don't know who did it 
the story of the phantom crapper always crops up when we out
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Colin
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1 my mates pissed on his own mother once before aswell
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FozzyGSI
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I'm crying with laughter.
Shooting on families clothes
Turd on the stairs
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Colin
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another 1 my mates was staying at mine spewed on the floor then tried to feel my mum up when she came down to turn off the tv etc
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pauls corsa
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pmsl at this thread
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