Ali Bali
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Registered: 10th Apr 05
Location: Stonehaven, Scotland
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A woman walks into her doctor's office, scared of the strange
>development recently to the inside of her legs... a green spot on the
>inside of each.
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>They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting
>worse. The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of this, and that
>she needn't worry until tests come back.
>
>He sends her home. A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to
>her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's going
>on with these spots.
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>"You're perfectly healthy--there's no problem. But I'm wondering: is
>your boyfriend a chav?" the doctor asks.
>
>"Yes-how did you know?"
>
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"Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."
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