Jason Iles
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See if you can work out exactly what a chav is????
1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit.
2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted
3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe
4. What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try
not to hit him? It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and
hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What you lookin' at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phonebox? Paint three stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police
12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar
13. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please.
14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand
15. What do u call a knife in chaville? Exhibit A
16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4
17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.
18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll screw anything.
19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.
20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."
21. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash
22. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
23. What do you call a Chav at college? The janitor
25. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society.
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Charlene
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Matt H
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What do you call a chav in Darlington? 
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TNM
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Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
What you laughing at?
They all apply to you!
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Pablo
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Tom
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Jason you dissapoint me, they're old
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Charlene
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
What do you call a chav in Darlington?
Dunno what do you?
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Charlene
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
What you laughing at?
They all apply to you!
How?
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lozzd
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Carr
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Registered: 1st Oct 04
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SO old, yet So funny  See a few new ones at the bottom though 
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TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
What you laughing at?
They all apply to you!
How?
Because you are the Corsa Sport Chav 
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Carr
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quote:
Originally posted by lozzd
and in all fairness this gets posted more times than anyone reposts
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Tom
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FPMSL @ 22. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
Didn't notice the new ones...sorry 
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Charlene
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
What you laughing at?
They all apply to you!
How?
Because you are the Corsa Sport Chav
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TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
What you laughing at?
They all apply to you!
How?
Because you are the Corsa Sport Chav
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lozzd
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quote:
Originally posted by Carr
quote:
Originally posted by lozzd
http://www.denness.net/imagehosting/repost.jpg
and in all fairness this gets posted more times than anyone reposts
Yes, usually by me. 
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TNM
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 +  = 
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Charlene
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TNM
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You love it.
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Charlene
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No not really, especially because im not a chav
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
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JOKERS!!!! THEY'RE WELL FUNNY. got some of my own:
what do u call a chav with a PS2? - a thief
how many ordinary people does it take to change a light bulb in chavsville? 3. 1 to change the bulb, 2 to hold back the group of chavs starting on him.
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mav
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
how many ordinary people does it take to change a light bulb in chavsville? 3. 1 to change the bulb, 2 to hold back the group of chavs starting on him.
ROFLAO that is brilliant
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Pablo
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