Smiffie
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Registered: 26th Feb 04
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BT lady: Hi sir we understand you are with BT would you like to save some money on your phone bill???
My mate: no
BT lady: really ?
My mate : yes
BT lady: not even so you can go on a fishing trip?
WTF
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Charlene
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Darlington
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lozzd
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Registered: 10th Aug 04
Location: Winchester,Hants
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Dont deny it. You love fishing.
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lozzd
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Registered: 10th Aug 04
Location: Winchester,Hants
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If you get what i mean.
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Smiffie
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Registered: 26th Feb 04
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quote:
Originally posted by lozzd
If you get what i mean.
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bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
Location: East Of England Drives: Clio 172
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I got one from double glazing people otherday wound the guy up a good 20 minutes saying oo yes have to pop round, need conservatory 2,
then said sorry mate think u got wrong number
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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Richie B
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Registered: 18th Apr 04
Location: Newcastle
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CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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I no someone that has random conversations like this
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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 yes, yes we do 
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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If you wanna get rid of them, repeat everything theysay back at them 
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Tim
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Registered: 21st Apr 00
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Ask them for their number, so you can phone them back while they're eating their fookin dinner 
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Shane
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
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quote:
Originally posted by lozzd
Dont deny it. You love fishing.
no its cock he loves 
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Meat-Pie-SRI
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Registered: 10th Apr 02
Location: Berkhamsted, Drives Mk4 R32
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timmy101
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Registered: 3rd Feb 05
Location: halesowen
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some bloke just phoned asking about nike traininers????????????????????????
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Smiffie
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Registered: 26th Feb 04
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quote:
Originally posted by Tim
Ask them for their number, so you can phone them back while they're eating their fookin dinner
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Charlene
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Darlington
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They always seem to ring when its tea time though
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Shane
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
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quote:
Originally posted by Smiffie
quote:
Originally posted by Tim
Ask them for their number, so you can phone them back while they're eating their fookin dinner
wanker
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CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
They always seem to ring when its tea time though
Or at some stupid time of the morning when you've got a day off
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dna23
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Registered: 1st Nov 04
Location: Northamptonshire
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Dan B
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Registered: 25th Feb 01
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quote:
Originally posted by bradfincham
I got one from double glazing people otherday wound the guy up a good 20 minutes saying oo yes have to pop round, need conservatory 2,
then said sorry mate think u got wrong number
My dad managed to keep a double-glazing saleswoman on the phone for 45 minutes, got her to go through their entire product range and sounded all enthusiastic to her, until she offered to send a salesman round to display the products. It was only then that he pointed out we already had double-glazing, but that he was less likely to fall for their hard-sell tactics so he was saving someone else from grief. The woman on the other end didn't know whether to scream at him for wasting her time, or cry for having her call-stats & sell-quota screwed for the day, so after a pause, she just hung up!
We added the landline number to the TPS-list shortly afterwards, and only got one sales-call over the next 5 years, for which the guy hurriedly apologised and hung up after we told him we were on the TPS-list!
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koolkorsa
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Registered: 15th Jun 03
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i used to work in double glazing telesales. What a shite job that was. But as Dan B mentions - best thing to do is ring up BT and ask for Telephone Preference Service - (TPS) - which means BT won't sell your number to companies for cold calling.
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Carr
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Registered: 1st Oct 04
Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
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When they ask them if you want to buy anything say would you like to buy a stable off me.
When they say no just say well fuck off then and hang up.
It's weird but funny for some reason. Or if they say no I don't have a horse say no I don't have a house for double glazing 
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Sooty
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Registered: 9th Mar 03
Location: FLAP CENTRAL
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best way to get rid of them is to try to sell them things, or psychologically analyse them down the phone
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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i got one from a young girl (about 19/20) from some company close to where i live.
her: Hi, my name's XXXXX im not ringing to try and sell you anything i just want to ask you a few questions.
me: ok
her: If you had to pick one window in your house to be replaced in the next 5 years, wot would it be?
me: well i dont actually own the house.
her (in a whispery voice) : oh really, how old are you?
me: 17.
her: oh isit
me: yeh (nervous laugh)
her: is the home owner in?
me: no.
her (in a whispery voice): so what you doing tonight?
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