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Author Jacko Joke
TNM
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12th Apr 05 at 08:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God
male or female?" After thinking a moment, his mother responds, Well,
God is both male and female."

This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."

This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" At
this the mother is getting concerned, but answers anyway, "Honey, God
is both gay and straight."

At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he
triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"
Blondie!
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Bart
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12th Apr 05 at 13:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
that is poor.

Please logout of CS and dont ever sign back in
Pablo
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12th Apr 05 at 13:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I laughed
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12th Apr 05 at 13:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Bart
that is poor.

Please logout of CS and dont ever sign back in


STFU
Skipz
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12th Apr 05 at 13:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


ignore Bart Lisa hasnt been putting out and Marge wont let him breast feed
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quote:
Originally posted by h18_oab


ignore Bart Lisa hasnt been putting out and Marge wont let him breast feed

bitty?
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12th Apr 05 at 14:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
umm..... no.




Bloke shagging his wife says to her bend over and let me do you in the social security position.
What the fuck is that she says?
Well, when my balls touch your ass, your getting full benifit








[Edited on 12-04-2005 by Bart]
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quote:
Originally posted by Bart
umm..... no.




Bloke shagging his wife says to her bend over and let me do you in the social security position.
What the fuck is that she says?
Well, when my balls touch your ass, your getting full benifit








[Edited on 12-04-2005 by Bart]


At least i hadn't heard the jackson one

 
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