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Matt.H

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Registered: 12th Mar 03
User status: Offline

10th Apr 05 at 23:09

How to shower like a woman

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket
according to whites and coloured.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband/boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -
make mental note to do more sit-ups.
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth,
long loofah, wide loofah and pumicestone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with
Natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until
red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body
wash.
Shave armpits, legs and bikini line with husbands/boyfriends razor. Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with
Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband/boyfriend along the way, cover any exposed areas.

How to shower like a man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
Leave in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife/girlfriend along the way - shake knob at her
making woo-hoo sound.
Look at manly physique in the mirror.
Admire size of knob and scratch your ass.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.
Fart and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk.
Pee. Rinse off and get out of the shower.
Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on the floor.
Admire knob size in mirror again.
Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on the floor,
leave light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife/girlfriend, pull off towel, shake knob at her
and make woo-hoo noise again.
Throw wet towel on bed.

[Edited on 10-04-2005 by Matt.H]

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline

10th Apr 05 at 23:12

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.