Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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Post em up.... I'll start
My sister told her teacher that a pigeon had stolen it when she was sat proof reading it in the yard 
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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i need a good excuse, got another 1200 words to write for an essey due in at 10.15 in the moring. Just had three week off to get it done  Got one for Tuesday and two for Thursday to do too. 
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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" I was just about to write the date on the top, and the Crouching Tosser flying kicked me and stole it  "
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russb
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Registered: 30th Oct 04
Location: chester-ish
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i dunno actually, but i got till tuesday till find a really good one....
how about window smashed in carwash, and a hurricane happened for 30 secs and blew my homoework into the carwash and then i couldnt find it
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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I died.
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
" I was just about to write the date on the top, and the Crouching Tosser flying kicked me and stole it "
Or maybe it was the Flying Idiot?
How about... "I wrote the whole thing, then I had a massive beanflicking session, and had to use my homework to mop up"
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Kyle T
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Registered: 11th Sep 04
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by russb
i dunno actually, but i got till tuesday till find a really good one....
how about window smashed in carwash, and a hurricane happened for 30 secs and blew my homoework into the carwash and then i couldnt find it
Dunno about homework, but when i found out id have to pay 50 quid excess for a new windscreen through insurance, I thought about using that and making the carwash owner pay for a new window
Lotus Elise 111R
Impreza WRX STi
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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"My printer broke"
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russb
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Registered: 30th Oct 04
Location: chester-ish
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the police searched me and my essay was about robbing a bank, they took it thinking it was plans
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: Volvo V60
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u got mugged, sum1 stole ur bag with ur work in it so cud u plz av an extention to start it agen n finish it... worked in my gcse coursework 4 maths n geography sais sum1 stole my bag off the bus n i got a 3 week extension to do the work in 
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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Think i'm in need of one of these. Got a huge cw due in on Friday but just cannot get into it
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsaLad16v
u got mugged, sum1 stole ur bag with ur work in it so cud u plz av an extention to start it agen n finish it... worked in my gcse coursework 4 maths n geography sais sum1 stole my bag off the bus n i got a 3 week extension to do the work in
might use that, say my bag got pinched out of my car. The lecturer will probably ask me for proof of break in or something!
Anyone got a pic of a star silver corsa with the door bent out after a pikey has been swinging off it?!
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VegasPhil
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Registered: 16th Jan 05
Location: Fareham, Hants Drives: Octavia VRS
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Printer is out of Ink
Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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My best was, "my car broke down, I had to have it towed and my bag is in the back with my note books in". Totally true, but I got in shit for not having my notes with me in class
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VegasPhil
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Registered: 16th Jan 05
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A friend in my class said her dad sold the car with her homework in it. She was 100% it was true aswell
Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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I got temporary amnesia and I totally forgot!
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VegasPhil
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Registered: 16th Jan 05
Location: Fareham, Hants Drives: Octavia VRS
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I had to see a bloke about a Gorilla?
Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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"I tried to do my work, but I've been having therapy for my Tourettes... fuckshitcraparsenobwank...so I didn't get it done... cunt!"
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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"I disconnected my collar bone from my shoulder completely and can't write"
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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My head fell off.
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: Volvo V60
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i was high
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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quote:
Originally posted by 1800ed
My best was, "my car broke down, I had to have it towed and my bag is in the back with my note books in". Totally true, but I got in shit for not having my notes with me in class
Think i'll be using this one
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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might try,
"my alias is pugnut"
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Im soory i have not got my home work because i was in the park getting ideas and i had the S**** i used my home work as paper. I will hand it in if you don,t mind the smell
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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quote:
Originally posted by CrazyCarlo
might try,
"my alias is pugnut"
That would work every time... 
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