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R Lee
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9th Apr 05 at 23:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

had my first playtime in corsa today.
been such a long time since i did any "boy racing" i forgot where all the cars hang out.
driving around for ages and stumbled across 2 people to race with.

1st one. black corsa c, aluminium spoiler, rage exhaust. he was weaving in and out of traffic, so i thought i'd stick with him because of the poor understanding of the highway code. he booted it, i followed... easily passed him.
traffic lights, i wound down my window and asked what engine it was...
he said "only 1.0 litre, hehehehe", waving a finger at me.
"oh, ok..." so i buggered off somewhere else.

2nd car. two guys in a white saxo. cut out back bumper for exhaust. bumper all covered in black smoke from exhaust.
he was accelerating around a bend, so i followed to see if he was going to do anything special, like crashing.
driving behind him for a while and he drives onto a long road. he overtakes a lorry and a few cars. i stuck back to see what he was going to do, and he booted it. i went after him to see how well the corsa pulls. it pulls well. whoosh, went past him at 120mph, then i pooped myself. after overtaking, i was driving speed limit. he overtook me... tit. he had chav lights on the bonnet that annoyed me so i overtook him again, and buggered off back home.

the end.

ps. must find cars that are over 1.6 to play with.

forgot to mention.
this is my longest post.
i feel proud.

[Edited on 09-04-2005 by Richard Lee]
L33 LEG
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9th Apr 05 at 23:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

too long, cant be arsed reading it

soz
R Lee
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9th Apr 05 at 23:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yeah i know its long.
i am sooooooooooooooooo bored, so i thought i'd turn my night into a story
L33 LEG
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9th Apr 05 at 23:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

give me a fuckin summary then for fuck sake
R Lee
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9th Apr 05 at 23:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

2 cars.
2 races.
2 wins for me.
L33 LEG
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10th Apr 05 at 00:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

speeding kills

dickhead
R Lee
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10th Apr 05 at 00:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i was cautious at overtaking.
roads are empty with fields either side.
very long road.
what most of the TT riders go zooming down when they leave for isle of man.

speeding does not kill.
wreckless driving kills.
leeshez
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10th Apr 05 at 03:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

when do you get the points on your score card?
L33 LEG
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10th Apr 05 at 09:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Richard Lee
i was cautious at overtaking.
roads are empty with fields either side.
very long road.
what most of the TT riders go zooming down when they leave for isle of man.

speeding does not kill.
wreckless driving kills.


driving is always wreckless. what if i young child was been chased by a 3 sheep, the child (a 6yr old girl) ran thru a hedge in to this 'very long road', immediatly colliding with your drivers side wing,her left leg got trapped within ur alloy spokes, she then would spin round and sort of tangle and splatt around your front bumper and bonnet. i doubt u could say after seeing that her left lower quartile of her leg had been disintergrated by the hot burning metal of ur brake disc, the bonnet is covered in blood and flesh with her eyeballs getting stuck to ur wipers, this then wud had smeared them across ur windscreen. the bonnet catch would brake in such a collision making the bonnet fly open and squash whats left of her body into the windscreen and the glass slicing all the organs in her body, the head at this point was flapping across the front area of the car by the bleeding veins running thru her neck and as soon as the bonnet flew open, the head was sucked into the engine bay and was torn apart with the brain eventually connecting with the live battery, now tell me that it is safe to overtake on roads

it may had been good for the 3 sheep who ate the remains of the girl, but for you., well ill sya it again....

...dickhead
Adam_B
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10th Apr 05 at 12:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

cant be arsed reading that. dickhead.
R Lee
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10th Apr 05 at 12:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



no sheep.
only cows i think.

but yes, girl would've been splattered all over the place if she ran across the road
Mo
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10th Apr 05 at 12:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

congratulations
L33 LEG
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10th Apr 05 at 13:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

its nothing to be proud of.think of the family god damn you.
Adam_B
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10th Apr 05 at 16:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yeah, fucking maniac




 
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