TNM
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Prince Charles was driving into the driveway of Buckingham Palace in his jag, and accidentally ran over one of the Queen's Corgis! "Oh, GEEZ!", he cried! "Me Mum's gonna KILL me!"
Just then, a genie appeared, and offered to grant him a wish. "Good DEAL!", said Prince Charles. "Can you fix this Corgi for me, Mum'll have a FIT!"
The genie surveyed the situation, and said, "No can do ... doggie all
smooshed - too much work! But I will grant *another* wish"
Prince Charles thought about this, and then asked, "Then, can you make
Camilla like Diana, all beautiful and shapely?"
The genie said, "Lemme have another look at that dog ...."
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Carr
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Pablo
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--Dave--
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One day a man was walking down the beach and came upon an old lamp. remembering the stories of how these lamps contain genies, he began to rub it and out popped a genie. the genie,looking annoyed, said "you are the fifth person this month to awaken me and i am tired of granting wishes. i am going to grant you only one wish so make it a good one".the man pondered for a moment and finally spoke, "i like to travel to hawaii so build me my own personnel bridge there". the genie, in a bewildered voice said "you must be crazy, it is impossible to build a bridge across the pacific ocean. do you realize how deep the water is? there would be no where to anchor the bridge supports. you must make another wish".
the man thinks for a few minutes and then turns to the genie and asks "well then, tell me the secret to satisfying women. i want to know how to keep them happy and content".
the genie looks at the man and says " do you want that bridge four lanes or six lanes.
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Pablo
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Skipz
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at both those
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Nismo
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Tom
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You could make your own up easy 
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Charlene
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
can i have a go on your funbags please?
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Charlene
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
can i have a go on your funbags please?
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
can i have a go on your funbags please?
come on I said please
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Charlene
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Good manners 
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--Dave--
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Charlene
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--Dave--
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Charlene
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richard_syko
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