TOMAS
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Right going out 2moz night with this bird. She loves drinking, so do I but im a recovering alcoholic  BUT she's asked me what we should do.
Now its gonna have to involve getting very drunk but what should we do? I cant be arsed with sitting in bars/pubs all night.
Sugested we go for a meal but she wont want that. We could just get drunk and get down to it but, that aint going to happen unless she's smacked off her face on drink and coke....
Ideas please people...  
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lool
Spike her drink, and never leave the house in the first place!
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Tom
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 tell her you'd rather stay in and eat her 
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TOMAS
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here's how the txt convo is going at present. We went out for a few drinks after work lastnight then she went to meet her Ex...
HER
"Hope your not too hungover today"
Me
"Whooo had a heavy session down the pub too afterwards. Walked 2 miles home in the rain this morning. Woke up feeling not too cleaver haha. Did you have a good night with Jon" - Her Ex
Her
"Not really, hardly spoke to each other. Never mind. Hows your day at work going? Not feeling too bad hopefully! Im up in Scunny visiting family"
Me
"Actually quite a boring day really 4 me. Not much work on at all. Weather here is crap too . Looking forward to finish at 5. If you fancy meeting up 2moz give me a txt"
Her
"Tomorrow sounds good 5 o clock again? What did you want to do?"
Me
"Humm not sure, yes it would be 5pm. Not drink again, do you do cinema? MayB you could sugest somewhere as lastnights choices were good. Any films you want to see? Dont mind.
Her
"Sorry I dont do the cinema. You will need to think of something else! Anything I suggest involves drinking or getting wasted! Not cleaver when your at work on Friday!x"
Me
"Haha im surviving 2day aint I. We could do another drinking session(if its kept secret) or perhaps a meal - I like Italian. Or go TBI (local pub down my way) Or we could go dogging lol?"
Her
"Ha! That made me laugh out loud! Dogging indeed! Why dont you just decide what we are doing and tell me?!?! that sounds like a plan to me!! xx"
Cant believe I just sat and typed all that lot out, do you think she's asking for it??!!
 
Need to come out with a good answer quickly!
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SteveW
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yesh just say if she brings the booty then you'll bring the booze 
nip down to your local offie and get the sambuca/absinthe/beer/wine/vodka (yes all of them not just one )
and have a good nite in.. start doing some drinkin games.. like Strip Poker.. if she dont wanna strip then forfit is to take a large double of whatever you want her to then later when your totally off your tiny planet WHAMOOO cock in eye
or say you have to have a double shot of your baby juice
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I like my drink I admit, but it seems like our age group its a culture now. And people actually look forward to the weekend so they can get rat arsed  and this is all they look forward to.
This is something that has never really intrested me, why can't people develop intrests in history, sports, model making?
Instead of going out and boasting about how much I can drink, how many times I was sick etc.
Rant over.
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willay
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hah, she just wants to get drunk? she must love the cock.
take her out, get completely wanked and then go dogging.
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last time i was in tbi we all ended up in a fight 
just get her round yours and sort her out tom
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TOMAS
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TBH Im sort of the same Ojc but maybe not those subjects but I realised its a waste of time. Im a twat when im drunk, my friends say ima twat when im drunk even though I feel as though im having such a gr8 time. LOL My tiny plannet indeed Steve
Sad I know but ive just been thrown out of a 3+ year relationship and ive just totally forgot how to pull I swear to god. Since I was 15/16 ive been in long term relationships - the SHORTEST being 11 months and I bounce from one straight into another. Its fair to say my life experience is far from you average young dude/student's life where they go on the razz every nite and have orgies galore...
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I like my drink I admit, but it seems like our age group its a culture now. And people actually look forward to the weekend so they can get rat arsed and this is all they look forward to.
This is something that has never really intrested me, why can't people develop intrests in history, sports, model making?
Instead of going out and boasting about how much I can drink, how many times I was sick etc.
Rant over.
I agree actually.
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Ojc
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Orgies 
I love orgies
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TOMAS
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Mine and her's are bad idea's we both still live with parents. We should rent out a hotel room! Ahhh now there's an idea go on the pish but then ive got work in morn Bloody hell!
^^
Comon then lets have your idea's for nights out... I'll tell her we are going dogging and take her down the local dog track as a bloody joke LOL.
[Edited on 30-03-2005 by TOMAS]
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Colin
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Just pump her ass twice then squirt in her face and kick her out
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hotel room sounds like a good plan mate it sounds like she wants to get wasted so why not. get as much drink together as you can (try not to mix them, this will induce vomiting far quicker than normal) and do her dry just before she passes out on the bed.
once you've shot your spladge into her bummy open the window and punch the air with delight and shout "for the lads at CS!!"
semper fi
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I agree with you ollie, but their lies the problem I am still looking forward to the weekend to go and get wasted (not be sick tho ) even tho I know I should be looking forward to other stuff equally as much but I don't care
Tomas your chat's alright on the texts so don't worry about not being used to being single.
I'd just take her out for a few then give her a knee jerker in an alley way :\ or just take her back to yours? (I've done this many times with mumsy liying asleep in bed )
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Colin is right, if you want to get your sausage smoe sauce you need to do it right.
get her pissed, joke about a hotel inn and BAM pay £40 for a night of drunken sex with some slag.
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
once you've shot your spladge into her bummy open the window and punch the air with delight and shout "for the lads at CS!!"
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M2RTY
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buy her 5 double vodkas, u havewater in shot glasses so it looks like vodka, get her drunk and take her home
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Ally
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Ive been drunk twice in the last 14 months
does this make me a social outcast then?
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willay
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no Ally, this makes you harder to penetrate 
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i've been drunk once in 2005 and even then i could still control my legs...
This Friday will be a different story though
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SteveW
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Marv your a sick sick man...
but a good idea all the same
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Alex
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just bend her over and give it to her up the back door!
then she can get drunk to get over the shock of the suddeness of you doing it!
pub tonight?
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Ally
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Tell her you dont need to drink, your already drunk on love
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TOMAS
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This girl isnt a slag though. She's 20 and loves sex but deffo not 'easy'. She tricks me the most. I was 'seeing' her back when I was 18 - 5years ago!! And left her to be with someone who I was with over a year. For the past 5 years she's been sending me the most outrageous txt's late at night!
Im just not sure if she likes me now?
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