Smiffie
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right....
iv just been tricked by a guy, a friends from works bf
to cut a long story short i txt her saying hey...and i got messages back saying how mch she wanted me
now me and this girl have quite a bit of a abackground so i believed it
a few shall we say 'interesting' messages later i got a reply saying that she had just got out of bath and her bf and hosmates has been taking piss big style
i replied saying that i wasn't 100% sure it was her becuase of the things she said, which to be hionest i wasn't as shes never called me 'mr james' 'sir james' and shes certainetly never come on to me that strong
then i said to pass on a message to her bf that he had got me, and that revenge was a dish best served cold
so question is...
how do i get my revenge?
iv thought of a few stupid ones inc:
*sending him gay porn
*sending her ky jelly and stuff with his name on reciept - she de would not be pleased
*or i could be original and wait outside for him and give him a dam good hiding  
here's where you help!
what have you done to seek revenge in the past?
and what can you suggest would be good?
in all honesty i think it was funny, im looking forward to gibing the girl a lift to work in the morning and having a good laugh about it
plus iv done same to other people before 
still like to get my revenge tho
sorry for a bit of an essay
over to you..
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Smiffie
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^^sorry for bad spelling/typing
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Jambo
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play magical trevor!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sam
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Grab her boobies when you pick her up?
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Dom
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video her sucking your cock and give him a copy
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Jambo
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bang his missus that would shut him up
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Matt H
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get a paper round & deliver a paper to him everyday. But write I fuck dogs in big letters on the back page so that when he is reading it people will think he fucks dogs
That'll show him
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Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
bang his missus that would shut him up
What if he wanted to join in? 
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Smiffie
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
get a paper round & deliver a paper to him everyday. But write I fuck dogs in big letters on the back page so that when he is reading it people will think he fucks dogs
That'll show him
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Nismo
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just shag her , that is it simple and easy 
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SteveW
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get a taxi or 2 round his house at some stupid hour... or pizza etc etc... he will get anoyed at that after a while
cos you gotta pay sometimes 
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Smiffie
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
get a taxi or 2 round his house at some stupid hour... or pizza etc etc... he will get anoyed at that after a while
cos you gotta pay sometimes
dunno where he lives
only know where she lives - though he'll prob be round most nights
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SteveW
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do it 
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CorsAsh
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Rape him in the mouth. Wanna borrow some rohypnol?
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Twiggy
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Send some dog shit in the post!!! (Its great!!!)
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langey
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some of the local radio stations must do a wind up thing in a morning, call one of them, get them to wind him up on local radio
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3CorsaMeal
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she was winding you up with him, bet she was never in the bath, but sitting there telling them what to do, can you imagine them all sitting around taking the piss out of you? 
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--Dave--
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what did you text back exactly?
does he not want to beat the shoot out of you for saying naughty stuff to his girlfriend?
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Calum1577
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An old favorite of mine is to super glue a brick to his window. Works a treat.
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Half Pint
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tie him down and put paper cuts on his head
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3CorsaMeal
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fart on his pillow
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--Dave--
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shit in his soup
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
shit in his soup
what if the bullet goes all the way thru the bowl?
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Ojc
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You'll be fcuked.
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--Dave--
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then he'll have to buy a new soup bowl i'd imagine which might not impress him. Especially if he's using his mum's
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