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Carr
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26th Mar 05 at 21:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
According to Virgin Radio, this is the worlds most hilarious gag.

The last time I went on holiday, I flew with BA. It was terrible. He kept on shouting:"You crazy foo'. I ain't gettin' on no plane!"

If you recognise this it's because it was printed in The Sun today but we don't all buy newspapers do we
LukeGSi
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Shane
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ok thats nowhere near funny
liamC
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26th Mar 05 at 21:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I didnt even get it
liamC
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I did after the sun newspaper explained it this morning like
Carr
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26th Mar 05 at 21:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I got it seeing as I watched the A-team but can't see how younger people these days would
CorsAsh
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Paddy's wife was lying in a coma after a car accident. One day she was being bedbathed, and as the nurse touched her between her legs, she sat upright, moaned and then passed out again. Stunned by her only response since coming into hospital, the nurse called for Paddy.

"Paddy, we believe that your wife will respond to certain stimuli, if you engage in oral sex with her, it could wake her from her coma...would you be ok with this?"
"To be sure" says Paddy, so the nurse leaves him to it, and waits outside...

Suddenly, she hears Paddys wifes heart monitor flatlining, and rushes back into the room

"What the hell did you do???" she shouts...

"I think I choked her..." replies Paddy...
Carr
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26th Mar 05 at 21:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
@ ash
greycorsa
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26th Mar 05 at 23:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
BA Barracus from A-team
BA - British airways

quality joke ash
R Lee
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the joke was lame.

 
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