Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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OFFICE DARE OLYMPICS
>
> ONE POINT OFFICE DARES
>
> 1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
>
> 2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player'
> must be in the toilet at the time).
>
> 3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
>
> 4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,
> "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
>
> 5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
and
> grimace.
>
> 6) When someone hands you a piece of ****r, finger it, and whisper
huskily,
> "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
>
> 7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
> "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
>
> 8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
>
> 9) While riding a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
>
>
> THREE-POINTS DARES
>
> 1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
> double-barrelled
> fingers.
>
> 2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all
> that,
> I don't want to have to repeat it".
>
> 3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
>
> 4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle
> (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
>
> 5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
>
>
> FIVE POINT DARES
>
> 1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
> conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
> actually launch into it yourself).
>
> 2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
> growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
>
> 3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
>
> 4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
> number
> two".
>
> 5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in
> "the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.
>
> 6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
>
> 7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
> mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
>
> 8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my
> witness,
> I'll never go hungry again".
>
> 9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
>
> 10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".
>
> 11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you
> hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
>
> 12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk
> about it".
>
> 13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch
> for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
>
> 14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very
> important conference call.
>
> 15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
>
> 16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants
> and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
>
> 17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each
> biscuit with your fist.
>
> 18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
> door.
>
> 19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee,
> move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
>
>
> And if that wasn't enough for you...
>
> 1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
> hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
>
> 2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to
> have
> to let one of you go."
>
> 3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with
> that.
>
> 4) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."
>
> 5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over
> his
> or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
>
> 6) Dont use any punctuation
>
> 7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
>
> 8) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
>
> 9) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
>
> 10) Sing along at the opera.
>
> 11) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
>
> 12) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
> sounds
> all day.
>
> 13) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
> because you're not in the mood.
>
> 14) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
>
> 15) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time
> this
> week!!!"
>
> 16) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,
> "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
>
>
> And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....
>
> 17) Send this to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to
you
> or have asked you not to send them stuff like this.
sorry if its old.but its still funny
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