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Author Joke
Jason Iles
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21st Mar 05 at 13:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I got a new car radio yesterday and it is terrific.

If I say "Rock" it plays rock and roll.

If I say "Rap" it plays rap.

If I say "Love" it plays love songs.

Three kids ran out in front of the car



and I said

"Fu*king kids!"

And it played Michael Jackson.
Marc
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21st Mar 05 at 13:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Already posted
Charlene
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Jason Iles
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21st Mar 05 at 13:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Marc


Already posted


Well I didn't see it and I think it's brilliant
Pablo
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21st Mar 05 at 13:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
U jus emailed me that, and I posted it other week
Jason Iles
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21st Mar 05 at 13:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
FFS - never mind
Pablo
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dnt worry J u still make me hard
Natalie
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Tom
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TNM
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luisa
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Carr
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21st Mar 05 at 14:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This is just an update of the old Gary Glitter one really
Still funny though
Charlene
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21st Mar 05 at 14:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whats the gary glitter one? never heard that one or this one before
rambokid
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21st Mar 05 at 15:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I think he means you swop Michael Jacksons name for Gary Glitter
Carr
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21st Mar 05 at 15:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by rambokid
I think he means you swop Michael Jacksons name for Gary Glitter


Yes seeing as he was original and best paedeophile
Charlene
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21st Mar 05 at 16:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Carr
quote:
Originally posted by rambokid
I think he means you swop Michael Jacksons name for Gary Glitter


Yes seeing as he was original and best paedeophile


rambokid
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21st Mar 05 at 16:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
quote:
Originally posted by Carr
quote:
Originally posted by rambokid
I think he means you swop Michael Jacksons name for Gary Glitter


Yes seeing as he was original and best paedeophile




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