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J da Silva
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20th Mar 05 at 16:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Go for it!
Matt H
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I have a bellybutton
Charlene
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20th Mar 05 at 16:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Wht type of medical knowledge you want to know?
sassyminx
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hahaha nice title

i saved you from dying off appendicitis and u wont even let me repay you in a thread
J da Silva
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Heartburn isn't actually burning of the heart, when food is entered into the stomach, concentrated hydrochloric acid is released to break the food down, but as the stomach is lined with a film of mucus, the stomach doesn't get affected, however the base of the oesophagus has no lining and the vapours released from the breaking down of the food burns the bottom of your oesophagus, thus causing heartburn
J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
hahaha nice title

i saved you from dying off appendicitis and u wont even let me repay you in a thread


Do you know something? your right, I am sorry.
Kerry
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20th Mar 05 at 17:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I just done a 4 day first aid training does that help
Craig W
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
I just done a 4 day first aid training does that help


I had to do a course for my day job which lasts 3 years. Rubber Annie gave me the horn
Kerry
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Thats the one
Craig W
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One guy on the course reacted to Annie and his lips were bright red for the whole course, looked like he had lipstick on
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
I just done a 4 day first aid training does that help


I had to do a course for my day job which lasts 3 years. Rubber Annie gave me the horn


Id hit it Fucking right at least rubber women cant moan, shop or talk back
Kerry
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I found out i was allergic to plasters
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
One guy on the course reacted to Annie and his lips were bright red for the whole course, looked like he had lipstick on


You had you schlong on her lips before he done mouth to mouth didnt you
LukeGSi
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quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
Heartburn isn't actually burning of the heart, when food is entered into the stomach, concentrated hydrochloric acid is released to break the food down, but as the stomach is lined with a film of mucus, the stomach doesn't get affected, however the base of the oesophagus has no lining and the vapours released from the breaking down of the food burns the bottom of your oesophagus, thus causing heartburn


Isn't google fantastic
Craig W
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Even though you wipe Annies mouth with a cleaning wipe, i still contemplated rubbing my hampton around the mouth piece during a coffee break I could tell the woman next to me wanted me to.
LukeGSi
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The common nose bleed - Epistaxis is defined as acute hemorrhage from the nostril, nasal cavity, or nasopharynx. It is a frequent ED complaint and often promotes significant anxiety in patients and clinicians. However, more than 90% of patients who present to the ED with epistaxis may be successfully treated by an emergency physician
J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
I just done a 4 day first aid training does that help


Yes, you qualify!
J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by LukeGSi
quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
Heartburn isn't actually burning of the heart, when food is entered into the stomach, concentrated hydrochloric acid is released to break the food down, but as the stomach is lined with a film of mucus, the stomach doesn't get affected, however the base of the oesophagus has no lining and the vapours released from the breaking down of the food burns the bottom of your oesophagus, thus causing heartburn


Isn't google fantastic


Never used it I have a relation who sells heart valves and teaches surgeons how to do their job properly
LukeGSi
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quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
quote:
Originally posted by LukeGSi
quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
Heartburn isn't actually burning of the heart, when food is entered into the stomach, concentrated hydrochloric acid is released to break the food down, but as the stomach is lined with a film of mucus, the stomach doesn't get affected, however the base of the oesophagus has no lining and the vapours released from the breaking down of the food burns the bottom of your oesophagus, thus causing heartburn


Isn't google fantastic


Never used it I have a relation who sells heart valves and teaches surgeons how to do their job properly


And this medically qualifies you how exactly? My grandad has a green tractor although I know next to nothing about farming.
J da Silva
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I never said I was medically qualified
J da Silva
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J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by LukeGSi
quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
quote:
Originally posted by LukeGSi
quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
Heartburn isn't actually burning of the heart, when food is entered into the stomach, concentrated hydrochloric acid is released to break the food down, but as the stomach is lined with a film of mucus, the stomach doesn't get affected, however the base of the oesophagus has no lining and the vapours released from the breaking down of the food burns the bottom of your oesophagus, thus causing heartburn


Isn't google fantastic


Never used it I have a relation who sells heart valves and teaches surgeons how to do their job properly


And this medically qualifies you how exactly? My grandad has a green tractor although I know next to nothing about farming.


Your comment has confused me a bit Luke, did you think the title was, 'Only post if your a doctor' ?

It's a harmless little thread seeing what the users know about medical stuff, I just think it's interesting how minor discomforts are caused, and that's all it is, it's very very simple. If you know what causes impotence, then post, and enlighten me, but childish rants for no reason, just because you got the wrong idea about the seriousness of the post is not going to give you extra muscle capacity.
sassyminx
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quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo




10 outta 10 for presentation jimmeth
SetH
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you just fucked off a messenger cos u said u were having a bath.

lies!! pmsl
sassyminx
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
you just fucked off a messenger cos u said u were having a bath.

lies!! pmsl



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