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I had a really nice time this weekend, the main highlight being when the missus managed to put all of my nob in her mouth and I saw her eyes water.... it was 
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my ex would take the whole length and you could see her throat expand , i didn't realise at first what she was doing 
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i wonder what would happen if they swallowed it... is that even possible?
You know if you're eating beef or some stringy meat and you swallow one bit but it's still attached to another bit that's still in your mouth
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LMFAO, i know what u mean, is like meat absailing down your throat
tell her to swallow next time, might get almighty suction
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I reckon it would be like sticking your todger in the swimming pool pump.... not that i've ever done that of course 
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i heard the stories and seen the film
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it wasn't supposed to be on hun.com until this Friday 
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made me laugh anyway
[Edited on 18-03-2005 by --Dave--]
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i have many u2u's convo's like that
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TNM
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it made me laugh as well.
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Gay Blowy Talk
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--Dave--
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i was sorry to delete them 
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PMSL at stringy beef
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I get these odd messages from 3CM aswell
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Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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i found this one:
suck me off
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u first
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Ok
*Ziiiiiip*
You are a big boy 3cpo i mean 3cm
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imagine bumming charlene and when she orgasm'd she screamed out "i don't like coffee or tea"
this is what happened when i bummed her horsey styleee-rama
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I blew my load up her nose and she snorted it the dirty slag.
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arghhh, bet she gargled it for a bit after that,
she farts cum from her arse once its been stuffed full, she calls it her "free willy" impression, cos she looks like a whale with a blow hole when she lays down and does it
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She blows cum out of every hole if you ask her!
She does arse to mouth as well!
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
I get these odd messages from 3CM aswell
I get nothing but abuse from 3CM
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FPMSL
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changing title
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class!
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
quote:
Originally posted by Colin
I get these odd messages from 3CM aswell
I get nothing but abuse from 3CM
same 
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i found this one:
suck me off
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u first
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Ok
*Ziiiiiip*
You are a big boy 3cpo i mean 3cm
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imagine bumming charlene and when she orgasm'd she screamed out "i don't like coffee or tea"
this is what happened when i bummed her horsey styleee-rama
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I blew my load up her nose and she snorted it the dirty slag.
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arghhh, bet she gargled it for a bit after that,
she farts cum from her arse once its been stuffed full, she calls it her "free willy" impression, cos she looks like a whale with a blow hole when she lays down and does it
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She blows cum out of every hole if you ask her!
She does arse to mouth as well!
I wonder who that was to 
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@ TNM - i wonder
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yoiu kn0w what i htinsk i will! he will love it#1
he said to me earlier that he thingks ytou are a sissy boy! spam him!
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Timmys a little rent boy!!!
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#wel;; every has t omake money somehow!
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He told me he rents out his ass for free - he loves it!
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Me and Joff, on the subject of Broster sending me a decat
Sent from me, to Joff:
u big poof, why tell me this
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To laugh.
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well i've been deeply affected by this trauma.
does broster live in a junkyard, what if he sends me a piece of washing machine, it'll never fit
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No, his area is posh. It is next to a trainline.
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Posh as rural essex? as if
i live next to ruby wax, mike reid and jay kay
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I once stood outside scary spice's gaff and saw Ulrika Jonsson driving a Volvo.
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i lied i live next door to Jim pink
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I don't know who that is
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exactly, he not famous, just my neighbour
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I don't know my neighbours names but I have thrown a sausage on their roof.
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i hid their kids bike in a hedge for a laff, and someone stole it
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Shame on you
[Edited on 18-03-2005 by 3CorsaMeal]
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Morning cutie
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Awrite sur im a bit fooked after last nights session
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Want me to put my willy in you?
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No
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ok
Want to put your willy in me?
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Feel sick now
Thinking about spewing soon IMO
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Suck on something then!
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Im sucking on my thumb Boss just looked at me and started laughing
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You need some cock!
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--Dave--
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and an example of how innocent U2U's can go wrong...
what pads u using with them, find em any better, i had the sport japan one (think it was them) drilled and grooved and they warped withing a few months (probably my driving)
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not the Sport Japan ones, just the grooved ones. Non ABS.
Think they're Farad pads (or something like that). First couple of miles out of the garage were a bit scary, didn't feel like the was going to actually stop! They're fine now though and I think they're much better than what i previously had on
If they warp i'll be taking the fuckers back!!
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i should of took mine back really, but i never thought of it, ended up chucking em away idiot
i remember them being good once they bed in, deffo a bit less brake fade
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does that make of pads sound right to you? I'm sure it was a company beginning with F
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not sure m8, i had EBC greenstuff with mine
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Greenstuff pads are meant to be poopoo mate. Loads of dust and don't last long at all.
Just what i've heard anyway
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i found they didn't have much dust, much better than standard, but its true they don't last very look, really soft
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like my willy on a cold night
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pics??
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S P A N G !
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am gonna come down urs and stick your missus up a rabbits arse
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when i re-read what i posted it sounded like I was into sick beastiality acts
Think people got the jist of what i was on about though.
I'd like to pull rabbits out of your arse
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thought u were into sick beastiality acts, thats why i like you
i tried putting a rabbit in my arse, but its buck teeth were nipping my ring
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