welshdude
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Registered: 6th Feb 03
Location: Swansea. Drives: 2006 Impreza STI
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A farmer was out on his Welsh hillside tending his flock one
day
when he saw a man drinking with a cupped hand from the stream which
ran down from one of his fields.
Realising the danger, he shouted over to
The man "paid a yfed yr dwr! Mae'n uch-y-fi!"
The man at the stream lifted his head and put a cupped hand to
his ear, shrugged his shoulders at the farmer, and carried on drinking.
Realising the man at the stream couldn't hear him, the farmer moved
closer. "Paid fachgen! Dwr ych-y-fi! Sheep crappio yn y dwr!"
Still the walker couldn't hear the farmer. Finally the farmer
Walked right up to the man at the stream and once again said "Dwr yn ych-y-fi! Dim drinkio!".
"I'm dreadfully sorry my good man, I couldn't understand a word
you said dear boy!" said the man at the stream in a fine English
accent; "Oh I see" said the farmer. "I was just saying, if you use both
hands you can get more in..."
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welshdude
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Registered: 6th Feb 03
Location: Swansea. Drives: 2006 Impreza STI
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also.....
A woman goes into Harrods to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and
goes over to the counter.
The Harrods salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades.
She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the
sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter
anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebc
404 reel and 10-lb test line. It's a good all around combination, and
it's on sale this week for £44." " She says, "It's amazing that you can
tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take
it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh,
that sounds like a Visa card," he says. As the lady bends down to pick
up the card, she accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed
but then realises there is no way the blind salesman could tell it was
she who had farted. The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be
£58.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't
you tell me it was on sale for £44. How did you get to £58.50?" "He
replies, "Yes Madam, the rod and reel are £44, but the Duck Caller is
£11 and the Fish Bait is £3.50."
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roxy
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Registered: 12th Mar 05
Location: Wales
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quote:
Originally posted by welshdude
A farmer was out on his Welsh hillside tending his flock one
day
when he saw a man drinking with a cupped hand from the stream which
ran down from one of his fields.
Realising the danger, he shouted over to
The man "paid a yfed yr dwr! Mae'n uch-y-fi!"
The man at the stream lifted his head and put a cupped hand to
his ear, shrugged his shoulders at the farmer, and carried on drinking.
Realising the man at the stream couldn't hear him, the farmer moved
closer. "Paid fachgen! Dwr ych-y-fi! Sheep crappio yn y dwr!"
Still the walker couldn't hear the farmer. Finally the farmer
Walked right up to the man at the stream and once again said "Dwr yn ych-y-fi! Dim drinkio!".
"I'm dreadfully sorry my good man, I couldn't understand a word
you said dear boy!" said the man at the stream in a fine English
accent; "Oh I see" said the farmer. "I was just saying, if you use both
hands you can get more in..."
Hhehe naughty farmer 
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Skipz
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Dave A
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Registered: 10th Dec 03
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DA IAWN
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