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TNM
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A man finished reading the book on male assertiveness, MAN OF THE HOUSE. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said: "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" She looked at him! for a moment and slowly answered: "The funeral director?"
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