leeshez
Member
Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
User status: Offline
|
Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it
>was After Eight.
>She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's
>Friend.
>
>On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum &
>Butter and she had a Wine Gum.
>
>He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with the hole",
>she said.
>
>"I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he
>touched her Milky Way.
>
>They checked in a hotel and went straight to bed. Mr
>Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
>It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her
>Snickers and felt the Contrast of her Double Decker.
>
>Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree
>wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, so
>she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard.
>
>He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It
>was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish
>Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a
>bit Crunchie.
>
>She wanted more but he decided to take Time Out.
>However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very
>appetising. So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her
>Sherbet. At the same time she gave him a Gob Stopper.
>
>Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife,
>Caramel.
>
>Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught something.
>It turns out Ms Rowntree had Assorted Creams in her box.
>
>She had been with All Sorts !!
>
|
