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Author Really bad Jacko Joke. Dont open if offended
Doug
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11th Mar 05 at 22:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Posh Spice phones Jacko in his hotel room.

"Michael, me and David believe your innocent and when you are aquitted we want you to join our family on our yacht so we can go sailing for a week"

Jackson replies...............

"Excellent, I can't wait to cum on your little Cruz!"

Marc
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Doug
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VegasPhil
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Another Bad one:

You hear when they did the search of Jacko's? They found Class A Drugs in his Kitchen.

Furthermore, Class B in his Bathroom, and Class 4c in his Bedroom...



[Edited on 11-03-2005 by VegasPhil]

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RCoughtrie
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been posted... but its a good one
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Captain_Rosco
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Greg W
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Nice one mate!
SteveW
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people come up with these jokes pretty fast

same with all the Diana jokes.,....

who makes them up ????
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i do, i have a little pen and i write them down and throw em into the wind
Mad Moe
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Exhibit A in the Michael Jackson Trial
Dean_H
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whats micheal jackson and roy carrol got in common? they both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

 
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