Korsa
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Registered: 25th Jan 03
Location: Cardiff S.Wales Drives :Blue/Purple Corsa
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just had an email from faceparty saying.......
Great Jelly Belly Swindle !
You are all a bunch of thieving scumbags ... but we LOVE you for it!
And as it happens, we love nothing more than receiving stolen goods*. This is just a perfect marriage waiting to happen. But it's a fair cop, so here's the deal...
The Rulez
You steal* something from your teacher's / colleague's / boss's desk (such as a stapler or a pencil sharpener).
Post it in to us, along with a stamped addressed envelope, and we'll send you back the stolen* item's weight in jelly beans!
We'll also publish a photo of the stolen* item on our website, so you can forward a ransom link to your teacher / colleague / boss.
A MySteRy sUrpRiSE will be awarded to the sender of the most random, fascinating and entertaining swag*.
We need: Staplers, Scissors (preferably with blue handles), fax machines, water coolers, pens, pencils, small rubber dinosaurs, fluorescent markers, rulers, beef monster munch, large rubber dinosaurs, a kitten, tape measures, mugs...
Send your Stolen Goods* to... GrEaT JelLy bELLy sWinDLe
c/o Faceparty.com
The Bardfield Centre
Gt Bardfield
Essex
CM7 4SL
Don't forget to include...
A stamped addressed envelope (must be of the same size and carry at least the same postage as the original envelope you send us).
A piece of paper with your member name on.
A small message to your victim, max 5 words, to be published on the Ransom Gallery page.
that cant be right......
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Jamie
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Registered: 1st Apr 02
Location: Aberdeen
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Wankers
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jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
Location: Kent
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send them a car
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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Faceparty can be quite fucked up sometimes....I get messages from young girls begging me to leave them alone and stop pestering them - whats that all about 
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Carr
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Registered: 1st Oct 04
Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
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or a massive slab of concrete or lead and you will get loads jelly beans. or send your fattest teacher!
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stevenford_uk
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Wrexham
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haha i got the same
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Jamie
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Registered: 1st Apr 02
Location: Aberdeen
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Shamone
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Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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I think its the cheapest way to get their office stationary stock levels up. they are asking people to steal which is an illegal offence.
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rambokid
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Registered: 14th Jul 04
Location: Northern Ireland
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as opposed to a legal offence?
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IntaCepta
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Mill Hill East, Greater London
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quote:
Originally posted by M15T XE
I think its the cheapest way to get their office stationary stock levels up.
was thinkin the same
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