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Happy_2008
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4th Mar 05 at 15:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This bloke sits down in a public loo to do his business when suddenly a guys face appears at the bottom of the partitions!
"Hey mate ... can ... " the other guy says
Before he can finish, the bloke kicks him in the face and shouts "flip off you sick pervert" Pissed off, he carrys on about his business when again the guy in the next cubicle pops his head through and with a bloody nose says "Mate....please...ca..." KICK!! "flip off, you better not look through again or you'll get it twice as bad" Says the bloke.
He continues to push one out when the guy appears AGAIN!
with difficulty now, the guy quickly blurts out "Mate, LOOK, don't kick me again please I need help, I've fallen off my wheel chair!"
sukhwant
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4th Mar 05 at 15:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
is it me, or is that not funny??
Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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4th Mar 05 at 15:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sukhwant
is it me, or is that not funny??
Bart
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Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
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4th Mar 05 at 15:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sukhwant
is it me, or is that not funny??


Your right,
its hilarious!
Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds         Drives: Myself Insane!
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4th Mar 05 at 15:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sad
Thoday
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: Drove kitted corsa b now standard corcs c exclusiv
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4th Mar 05 at 16:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
very bad taste.. made me smile tho
--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
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4th Mar 05 at 16:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
made me laugh
Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
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4th Mar 05 at 16:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Didn't find it very funny.... found it rather disturbing
Marc
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Location: York
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4th Mar 05 at 16:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I was expecting either a really sick or funny punchline, that was wank. Dont post anymore jokes
Colin
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4th Mar 05 at 16:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
That was great mate....got any more???
Bart
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4th Mar 05 at 16:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What Part of a cabbage cant you eat?

The Wheelchair
Charlene
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4th Mar 05 at 16:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Marc
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4th Mar 05 at 16:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Bart
What Part of a cabbage cant you eat?

The Kolin

 
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