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AndyW
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.


"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"



He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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i liked it
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pew pew pew pewwwww
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene


i dont understand your signiture...

your like marmite does this mean ur brown sticky and smell like vegetable extract

and easily spreadable!



[Edited on 28-02-2005 by AndyW]
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quote:
Originally posted by AndyW
and easily spreadable!


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at joke

at AndyW to Charlene
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Charlene
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Just means people either love or hate marmite, same as me
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quote:
Originally posted by Rebrabuk
quote:
Originally posted by AndyW
and easily spreadable!




Greg W
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
quote:
Originally posted by Rebrabuk
quote:
Originally posted by AndyW
and easily spreadable!






im the same as you charlene...i find marmite a right bastard to spread when you leave it in the fridge
Charlene
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I dont even like marmite
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene


Just means people either love or hate marmite, same as me



well isnt that the same with everything/everybody
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Yes it is the same with everything and everybody

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