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Ren
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27th Feb 05 at 21:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Imagine getting a deep papercut right at the end off your bell sidewards, slicing it open. (dont forget the papercut slicing sound)

I am now holding my crotch in imaginary pain. My mate told me this a while back, and i needed to share this weird "pain" with other people.

[Edited on 27-02-2005 by Ren]
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happens all the time in america

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27th Feb 05 at 21:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Thats just wrong! imaginary pain is as far as i hope anyone has t go on that!

i got an ice ball, NOT snow, lobbed there today...i felt feckin sick. slicin would not be cool!
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This is why (no matter how tempted you are) you should never fashion a vagina from your favourite glossy magazine and proceed to copulate with it.
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Put a toothpick inbetween your toenail and toe, then kick a wall.

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27th Feb 05 at 22:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
WTF?
Ren
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or get a razor-blade and slice open your nipple. not as bad, but still very painfull.
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27th Feb 05 at 23:25   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by m0nDe0
Put a toothpick inbetween your toenail and toe, then kick a wall.


The thought of that made my teeth tingle...

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27th Feb 05 at 23:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I've just pulled my foreskin back and let the ferrits munch on the cheesey molecules. Yummmmoo!!
Colin
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Red hot fire poker in the arse hole Oooooooh
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27th Feb 05 at 23:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by m0nDe0
Put a toothpick inbetween your toenail and toe, then kick a wall.


Ouch
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28th Feb 05 at 02:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by m0nDe0
Put a toothpick inbetween your toenail and toe, then kick a wall.


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28th Feb 05 at 02:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
run a razor blade down the centre of your tongue and eat salt and vinegar crisps!
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28th Feb 05 at 08:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hang out of a car at 70mph and grind ur teeth on the tarmac

[Edited on 28-02-2005 by corsa808]
Ren
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa808
hang out of a car at 70mph and grind ur teeth on the tarmac

[Edited on 28-02-2005 by corsa808]


especially if u do it slowly. like a dentist drill
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getting stabbed in the eye with a toothpick
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WTF
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quote:
Originally posted by Ren
quote:
Originally posted by corsa808
hang out of a car at 70mph and grind ur teeth on the tarmac

[Edited on 28-02-2005 by corsa808]


especially if u do it slowly. like a dentist drill


I know this is a corsa site but come on 70mph isnt slow

 
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