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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
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25th Feb 05 at 11:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

DON'T waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.

MEN When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire; then turn it down three notches. This will save your wife from having to do it.

HOME decorators. Use a roller in each hand and halve your painting time.

BANGING two pistachio nutshells together gives the impression that a very small horse is approaching.

SMARTIES tubes pushed over cats' legs make for a futuristic 'space cat'. For a really space age look, cover the tubes in tin foil as well as your pet's tail. This also works with small dogs and the middles out of kitchen rolls.

LADIES When invited to a Buckingham Palace garden party, go wearing hair rollers, so that the Queen will think you are going somewhere REALLY important afterwards.

DEAF PEOPLE Wearing oven gloves outdoors is an ideal way to stop strangers from eavesdropping on your conversation.

HOMEOWNERS Don't hesitate to tell the rest of us how much your house has appreciated in value since you bought it. The more frequently you give us updates, the greater will be our delight at your good fortune and our admiration and respect for your financial prescience.

WHITE wine splashed onto a red wine stain will clean it up quickly. Similarly, fat splashes on clothes can be easily removed by rubbing salad onto the affected area.

ALCOHOL makes an ideal substitute for happiness.

DRIVERS. If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start and send them on their way.
drunkenfool
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25th Feb 05 at 11:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Good ideas for msn screen names there!
Martin
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25th Feb 05 at 11:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



nice pic btw
TNM
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25th Feb 05 at 11:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Aztec_sxi


nice pic btw




I wont tell you about a memeber of the forum who tried chatting me up via u2u
Martin
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25th Feb 05 at 11:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by Aztec_sxi


nice pic btw




I wont tell you about a memeber of the forum who tried chatting me up via u2u


good, i dont want to know about you n luisa's u2uing
TNM
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25th Feb 05 at 11:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Aztec_sxi
quote:
Originally posted by TNM




I wont tell you about a memeber of the forum who tried chatting me up via u2u


good, i dont want to know about you n luisa's u2uing


A male member.
Carly
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25th Feb 05 at 11:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

LOL sounds like the top tips page in viz
Martin
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25th Feb 05 at 11:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by Aztec_sxi
quote:
Originally posted by TNM




I wont tell you about a memeber of the forum who tried chatting me up via u2u


good, i dont want to know about you n luisa's u2uing


A male member.


male? ahh.. explains the stubble
3CorsaMeal
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25th Feb 05 at 11:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by Aztec_sxi
quote:
Originally posted by TNM




I wont tell you about a memeber of the forum who tried chatting me up via u2u


good, i dont want to know about you n luisa's u2uing


A male member.


Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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