Ren
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Registered: 16th Oct 04
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14 stone in ONE DAY!
Guess where that's from
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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Petay Kay 
Bolton vid
Phoenix nights is mazin
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Ren
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Registered: 16th Oct 04
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Wait what.... garlic bread?? GARLIC BREAD?! GARLIC...... BREAD?
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Tim
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Registered: 21st Apr 00
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Cheese... Cake?! CHEESE CAKE?!
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Graham
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Lincoln.
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whooooo's this? who is this? ringing at this time of night....... gets me everytime that does
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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Hi .... this is mum 
and the 'walking to the dance floor dance'
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Ren
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Registered: 16th Oct 04
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Ooo, its that fine rain... gets you everytime
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Coblet
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Registered: 26th Jun 04
Location: Camberley, Surrey
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Ooo, ooo, whats the time over there?
2am!
Oh guys it's TWO AM over there!
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MatthewR
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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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watched that last night
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Skipz
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Registered: 23rd Aug 03
Location: Falkirk: Drives:nothing but gettin another Corsa
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8 litres of Rola Cola for 40p...
He's class
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loo_goblin
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Registered: 14th Jul 04
Location: Horsham, West Sussex
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nowt moist.
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sassyminx
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
Location: Hartlepool Drives: Cossie
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its spitting its spitting.... everybody in..... its spitting
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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quote: Originally posted by h18_oab
8 litres of Rola Cola for 40p...
He's class
FPMSL
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Jonny P
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Registered: 11th Dec 04
Location: Merseyside Drives: Civic Type R EP3
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just drink it, there are people starving in africa...
send them it, they'll send it back, its crap pop mum!!
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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quote: Originally posted by Ren
Ooo, its that fine rain... gets you everytime
It's SPITTIN!!
Y'know, that fine stuff that wets yer thru
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Dav
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Registered: 23rd Jul 02
Location: Falkirk, Scotland
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Watched some of this in the taxi to the pub last week Set us up for some good laughs that night!
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Carly
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Registered: 21st Aug 03
Location: sheffield
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One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger
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Carly
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Registered: 21st Aug 03
Location: sheffield
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to
arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
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Carly
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Registered: 21st Aug 03
Location: sheffield
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So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I
said "Are you two an item?".
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Carly
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Registered: 21st Aug 03
Location: sheffield
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So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said
"Eurostar?".I said "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Ren
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Registered: 16th Oct 04
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BOOKED IT
PACKED IT
FUCKED OFF
[Edited on 21-02-2005 by Ren]
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Voyto
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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Stafford
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They taste the same...
They taste EXACTLY the same
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dannycorsa c
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Registered: 8th Mar 03
Location: manchester (astley/tyldesley)
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old people you cant beatem! pitty
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bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
Location: East Of England Drives: Clio 172
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i love the wedding dj set he does!!
bloody ace!
Also the peter kay thing dvd, with mr softee top and signor whippy!
That had me in stitches
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langey
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Registered: 7th Sep 03
Location: Wigan
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quote: Originally posted by bradfincham
i love the wedding dj set he does!!
bloody ace!
Also the peter kay thing dvd, with mr softee top and signor whippy!
That had me in stitches
were there waiting listening to a cd radio, and they listen for were there's and accident then they pull up there PMSL.
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