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Author My little cousin
Jason Iles
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17th Feb 05 at 12:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
is getting just like me has a few birds on the go (he is only 11) PMSL and is coming round tonight for some advise

Have no idea what to say I am crap at that kind of thing, as he can't drink I have bought him some fizzy pop

here we are below bless

Carly
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17th Feb 05 at 12:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
scarily alike
Skipz
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17th Feb 05 at 12:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just tell him to find the clitoris... South park style

oh and when my cousins was 11 i was feeding him drink it's not illegal if it's supervised and in a consulting adults house and a parent is present(think thats the rule anyway)

[Edited on 17-02-2005 by h18_oab]
Paul_J
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17th Feb 05 at 12:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
is getting just like me has a few birds on the go (he is only 11) PMSL and is coming round tonight for some advise

Have no idea what to say I am crap at that kind of thing, as he can't drink I have bought him some fizzy pop

here we are below bless



he looks like a puppet - and you've got your hand up his arse...

Actually with the expression he's pulling ...
_Allan_
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17th Feb 05 at 12:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Alcohol and the law:

Age limits

5 and up May consume alcohol at home with adult supervision.
CCA
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17th Feb 05 at 12:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You look exactly like one of my mates,its freaky

If he needs help with women an you think your crap at that kinda thing are you gonna be much help
Half Pint
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17th Feb 05 at 12:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
why not get a female friend round so you can show him what he should be doing
CCA
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17th Feb 05 at 12:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
why not get a female friend round so you can show him what he should be doing


Or scar him for life
Skipz
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17th Feb 05 at 12:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Alcohol and the law:

Age limits

5 and up May consume alcohol at home with adult supervision.


I'm not gonna ask how you know that
_Allan_
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17th Feb 05 at 12:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by h18_oab
quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Alcohol and the law:

Age limits

5 and up May consume alcohol at home with adult supervision.


I'm not gonna ask how you know that


ask away, google
Skipz
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17th Feb 05 at 12:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
michael jackson courtcase come up did it??
_Allan_
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1st hit lol
Tom
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17th Feb 05 at 13:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Get some birds round soon scare him off

Why is he coming round for advise if he's got more than one anyway, does he want about 6
Jason Iles
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17th Feb 05 at 13:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I have no idea, I think he is scared they will all find out it's the type of thing I should be good at, but not really
CCA
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17th Feb 05 at 13:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
I have no idea, I think he is scared they will all find out it's the type of thing I should be good at, but not really


Get a girl to give him advice its so much easier an he'll be less likely to get caught
Tom
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17th Feb 05 at 13:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Tell him to stop being greedy and let some of the fat kids have a go
Jason Iles
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17th Feb 05 at 13:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CuteCorsaAngel
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
I have no idea, I think he is scared they will all find out it's the type of thing I should be good at, but not really


Get a girl to give him advice its so much easier an he'll be less likely to get caught


Fancy popping round to help out, we can teach him sex ed after??
CCA
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17th Feb 05 at 13:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by CuteCorsaAngel
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
I have no idea, I think he is scared they will all find out it's the type of thing I should be good at, but not really

Get a girl to give him advice its so much easier an he'll be less likely to get caught

Fancy popping round to help out, we can teach him sex ed after??

try getting a girl thats closer to you
Jason Iles
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17th Feb 05 at 13:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CuteCorsaAngel
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by CuteCorsaAngel
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
I have no idea, I think he is scared they will all find out it's the type of thing I should be good at, but not really

Get a girl to give him advice its so much easier an he'll be less likely to get caught

Fancy popping round to help out, we can teach him sex ed after??

try getting a girl thats closer to you


I don't mind traveling
CCA
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17th Feb 05 at 13:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
I don't mind traveling


Then id be more than happy to help you out.
Do you have another car then after you killed yours
Jason Iles
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17th Feb 05 at 13:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CuteCorsaAngel
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
I don't mind traveling


Then id be more than happy to help you out.
Do you have another car then after you killed yours


Yep a sexy Rover 416Si it is falling apart

But new S2k coming soon
CCA
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17th Feb 05 at 13:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
Yep a sexy Rover 416Si it is falling apart

But new S2k coming soon


never mind at least you have a car
What S2k are you getting
Jason Iles
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17th Feb 05 at 14:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CuteCorsaAngel
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
Yep a sexy Rover 416Si it is falling apart

But new S2k coming soon


never mind at least you have a car
What S2k are you getting


V-Spec (type) or GT hardtop removable version now can't wait
Pablo
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17th Feb 05 at 14:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Show him the pimp way my bruva !
CCA
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
V-Spec (type) or GT hardtop removable version now can't wait


Will you let me drive it

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