CorsAsh
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Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery...
Once inside the bank shortly aftermidnight, their efforts at
disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who
expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they
found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At
least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
ut vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of
gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper
headline
read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
 
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