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Author Valentine Poems
michelle
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Registered: 15th Oct 03
Location: Kirkintilloch, Glasgow
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14th Feb 05 at 09:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Anyone know any good ones?
Martin
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Registered: 15th Mar 04
Location: Dumpstable Drives: Aztec Sxi
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14th Feb 05 at 10:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
roses are red
violets are blue
some poems rhyme
this one doesnt
Carly
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Registered: 21st Aug 03
Location: sheffield
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14th Feb 05 at 10:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
K2 GTi
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Registered: 21st Oct 04
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14th Feb 05 at 10:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LOL
Claire
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Registered: 19th Jan 03
Location: The Sarrrf
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14th Feb 05 at 10:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Roses are red,
vilots are blue
you smell of poo
M333KS D
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Registered: 15th Mar 04
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14th Feb 05 at 10:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
roses are blue
violets are red
im crap at poems
but try me in bed
Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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14th Feb 05 at 10:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Roses are red,
the grass is so green
open your legs
let me fill you with cream
michelle
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Registered: 15th Oct 03
Location: Kirkintilloch, Glasgow
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14th Feb 05 at 10:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Roses are red
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Corsa E-Tec
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Registered: 4th Feb 04
Location: Stevenage Drives: Leon Cupra
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14th Feb 05 at 10:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i write me own
Half Pint
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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14th Feb 05 at 13:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i got this in a card that appeared on my desk

tony tony
you really do throw me,
you amke me weak at the knees,
let me be the one you please,
i can't wait to mate,
please don't make me wait,
now the clock is ticking,
so hurry up and claim your dicking!!!!


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Calum1577
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Registered: 30th Jan 04
Location: Troon
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14th Feb 05 at 15:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Roses are red
Violets are blue
put down your hands
till i slap the mutha f*cking sh*t right out you.

Still needs some work i think but its the thought that counts.

[Edited on 14-02-2005 by Calum1577]
Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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14th Feb 05 at 15:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
roses are red
your shit in bed
send in your sis
i'll do her instead
dan.payne
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Registered: 19th Dec 03
Location: Whittington, Derbyshire
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14th Feb 05 at 16:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bend ova the bed
An i'll fook U!
NovaGTE
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
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14th Feb 05 at 17:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get fisted.


Roses are red,
Violets are finer,
Chickens are fowl,
Just like your vagina


Roses are crap,
Violets are wanky,
Oooh I've just come,
Pass me a hanky.


Roses are stupid,
Violets are silly,
Grease up your flaps,
Cos here comes my willy.


Roses are awful,
Violets are the pits,
Lift up your shirt,
And show us your tits.


Roses are crap,
Violets are shit,
Sit on my face,
And wiggle a bit.


Roses are red,
But I like carnations,
You're so crap in bed,
That I fucked your alsations.
Jamescorsa97
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Registered: 19th Aug 04
Location: Middlesbrough Drives: Cliosport 182
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14th Feb 05 at 20:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Aztec_sxi
roses are red
violets are blue
some poems rhyme
this one doesnt





This is the best poem EVER!
kinkycorsa
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Registered: 19th Feb 03
Location: Bristol
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14th Feb 05 at 20:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
Roses are red,
the grass is so green
open your legs
let me fill you with cream


luvin it

 
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