leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Here you go enjoy
Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to
> > > go for a Girls
> > >
> > > Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on
> > > the cocktails.
> > >
> > > Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to
> > > use the bathroom.
> > >
> > > They were very near a graveyard and one of them
> > > suggested they do
> > >
> > > their business behind a head stone or something. The
> > > first woman had
> > >
> > > nothing to dry herself with she thought she'd take
> > > off her panties, use
> > >
> > > them, then throw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing a
> > > rather
> > >
> > > expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin
> > > hers, but was lucky to
> > >
> > > salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one
> > > of the graves.
> > >
> > > So she dried herself with the ribbon.
> > >
> > > The next day the first woman's husband phoned the
> > > other husband and
> > >
> > > said, "This girl's night out thing has got to stop
> > > right now. My
> > >
> > > wife came home last night without her panties."
> > >
> > > That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came
> > > home with a
> > >
> > > card stuck to her ass that said, " FROM ALL OF US AT
> > > THE FIRE STATION,
> > >
> > > WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."
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