leeshez
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Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Here is another one enjoy.
Molly was a prostitute, but she didn't want her
grandma to know. One
day, the police raided a whole group of
prostitutes at hotel, and
Molly was among them. The police took them
outside and had all the
prostitutes line up along the driveway when
suddenly, Molly's grandma
came by and saw her granddaughter.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here,
dear?" Not willing
to let her grandmother know the truth, Molly told
her grandmother that
the policemen were passing out free oranges and
she was just lining up
for some. "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I
think I'll get some for
myself." And she proceeded to the end of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for
information from all
the prostitutes. When he got to grandma, he was
bewildered and
exclaimed, "Wow, still going at your age? How do
you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take
out my dentures,
rip the skin back and suck them dry."
The policeman fainted.
[Edited on 11-02-2005 by leeshez]
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