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welshdude
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CorsAsh
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obviously mistook the england player for a sheep
mav
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Mattss Corsa
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haha
Dean_H
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Lol look at the fear on his face
Siberia
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did some dude hack off his balls cos wales won? so i heard anyways.....
Ally
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quote:
Originally posted by Siberia
did some dude hack off his balls cos wales won? so i heard anyways.....


In Capherilly i think, not far from us
welshdude
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Yeah lol what a freak

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050208/80/fbzpn.html
mav
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by Siberia
did some dude hack off his balls cos wales won? so i heard anyways.....


In Capherilly i think, not far from us


you mean caerphilly yeah

I used to stay there.........for 6 months......good cheese and nice castle...rough as fook though........
Ally
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Sam and Lee live there, they are roughians

Sorry Sam
mav
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I stayed in Park lane............ (honest)
welshdude
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A long read but funny, gotta love these Welsh jokes

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for 6 days.

Eventually Gabriel the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been??" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,

"Look
Gabriel, look what I've made!" Archangel Gabriel looked puzzled and said -
"what is it?" "It's a planet" replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance".

>"Balance?" inquired Gabriel, still confused. God explained pointing to different parts of Earth, "for example Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor;
the Middle East over there will be a hot spot.

Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people",
God continued, pointing to different countries. "And over there, I call this place America. North America will be rich and powerful and cold, while
South America will be poor, and hot and friendly. And the little spot in the
middle is Central America, which is a hot spot. Can you see the balance??"

"Yes!" said the Archangel, impressed by Gods work, and then he pointed to
a small country in Northern Europe, "what's that one?" "Ah," said God,"

That's Cymru (or Wales), the most glorious place on Earth. There are
beautiful snow capped mountains, untouched rivers, streams and lakes of
exquisite, timeless beauty. The people make a drink called cwrw(or beer)
which means the Water of Life'. The people are good looking, intelligent
and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll
be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be
known throughout the world as warriors, engineers, inventors and pioneers".

Gabriel gasped in wonder and then admiration but then exclaimed "You said
there will be a BALANCE!" God replied wisely ... "Wait until you see the
W**KER'S I'm putting next to them!"
Rocky
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the geezer in the pic henson he was in the same class as me in skool bit full of himself though
Half Pint
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Lets wipe out the sheep shagging fucks ..........................................
Dean_H
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quote:
Originally posted by Rocky
the geezer in the pic henson he was in the same class as me in skool bit full of himself though


was he? looks like he loves himself... like that in school was he. ?
Rocky
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yep he does love himself bit of a twat if u ask me but are well he scored the points for us
Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by welshdude


Useless Welsh will never have this


Indeed
Gavin
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^

also.... ur football team is shit


pew pew pew pewwwww
Welsh Dan
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
quote:
Originally posted by welshdude


Useless Welsh will never have this


Indeed


Did we, or did we not beat you? Therefore, we beat the World Cup Champions. By the way, how are Holland doing? Still 0-0?
Robbo
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LMAO and?

Dunno not watching the match, was 0-0 last time I checked
Greg_M
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quote:
Originally posted by Welsh Dan
Did we, or did we not beat you? Therefore, we beat the World Cup Champions. By the way, how are Holland doing? Still 0-0?


no you beat a team with the same name as the world champions, the 'team' that played you only vaguely resembled the team the won the world championship
Welsh Dan
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Well you keep bragging about beating a nation of 2 million people, in two sports that don't have half the funding that they get in England.
How comes England only bring up the times that they win, and can't accept that they aren't the dogs bollocks at everything. Every fucking world cup, the english harp on about 1966. FORTY FUCKING YEARS AGO!

[Edited on 09-02-2005 by Welsh Dan]
drunkenfool
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its fucking windy in wales at the moment
Greg_M
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quote:
Originally posted by Welsh Dan
Well you keep bragging about beating a nation of 2 million people, in two sports that don't have half the funding that they get in England.
How comes England only bring up the times that they win, and can't accept that they aren't the dogs bollocks at everything. Every fucking world cup, the english harp on about 1966. FORTY FUCKING YEARS AGO!

[Edited on 09-02-2005 by Welsh Dan]


ohh have i made a comment about beating you, no.

you were the one going on about it not me.
Marc
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Anyone else have a belly button or is just me?

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