--Dave--
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour operation.
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know,I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles Black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says very slowly,
"That was very nice but listen very, very closely - are... my... test...results...back?
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Martin
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ive got the feeling im the only person who just said 'are my test result back' into their hands over their mouth, to see if it sounds like a muffled, 'are my testicles black'...
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Skipz
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purple_corsa_gls
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quote:
Originally posted by Aztec_sxi
ive got the feeling im the only person who just said 'are my test result back' into their hands over their mouth, to see if it sounds like a muffled, 'are my testicles black'...
Nope, not the only one 
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Martin
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quote:
Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls
quote:
Originally posted by Aztec_sxi
ive got the feeling im the only person who just said 'are my test result back' into their hands over their mouth, to see if it sounds like a muffled, 'are my testicles black'...
Nope, not the only one
phew 
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--Dave--
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you bunch of weirdos
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Martin
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you must have tried it too, just to be sure of the joke before you posted it...
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Tom
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Posted the other day
Are my breasticles sagged?
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--Dave--
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nope
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