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Cybermonkey
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4th Feb 05 at 10:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I am suprsied i can still type. half a botlle of vodka is good for you girlf been really bad tonight. think its over. feel good though. want to get over it now.
Cybermonkey
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anyway should stop saying FUCK before ian piulls the plug on davemeister
Tom
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hi i'm John Burrnell

Cybermonkey
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SO LALALA PEOPLE daves gonna stop talking about his problems yay hope everone is good, thanks to those who listened and chatted and stuff, you konw who you are its all good some rel nice peeps on here. (did i say peeps?) damn anyway, hope to see some of you sooon, shame i didnt see samual when he was here, sams a good guy. worthy contributor to corsa SPURT. bye bye
Cybermonkey
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fuc you
3CorsaMeal
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gonna send you a plastic ant
Cybermonkey
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gonna raid your caVITY
3CorsaMeal
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imagine falling out a moving bus and landing in a dustbin, would feel so unlucky
Cybermonkey
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imagine that dog from Beathoven 2 in that same dustbin lickig your teeth
3CorsaMeal
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that would be insania

imagine the same dustbin, same dog, but a snake fell out the same bus too and landed in that same bin
Cybermonkey
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IMAGEINE IT!!! wirth a kid inside the snake!! all chewed up and shit!!!!!
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4th Feb 05 at 10:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fook can u imagine

what if the bin tipped over and started to roll down a hill, tumbling you round with the kid, the snake and the dog licking your teeth
Cybermonkey
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4th Feb 05 at 10:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
and not to forget the 6 kilograms of jamaicans finest getting lodged up your nose. the dog gets high and starts to talk, and the kid does break dance in belly of snake, which has drews face on it
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Cybermonkey
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you cvan fuck off willay, you big PENIS
kenyon
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heh sucker your ass is grass and im a lawn mower
Cybermonkey
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mow me fuckface
Dom
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hahahah dave your a dude and a half

your back to the five finger knucle shuffles then? she going back to the uk then?

although time to sample some of the aussie finest
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only a half bottle

I thought you Aussies could drink
Cybermonkey
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im not an aussie, im a fuckin southern softie, and it was a 2tr bottle
Skipz
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4th Feb 05 at 14:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by stuartmitchell
only a half bottle

I thought you Aussies could drink


they can he must be half english
stuartmitchell
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a litre is quite impressive.....good show
Skipz
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god dammit i should learn to refresh before i post

Cybermonkey
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DONT follow it with beer

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