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Author Heffer mums and arch rubbing.
SetH
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2nd Feb 05 at 09:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
amandas mum came to stay with us for a couple of days. Whilst driving around in the fiesta i noticed a weird noise coming from the back, thought nothing of it. Later on it dawned on me that the wheels were rubbing in the rear arches even though they are standard 14" steelies on standard suspension Conclusion was that her mum is such a god damned HEFFER! that the wheels were rubbing due to teh excessive weight in the back ffs
Graham
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2nd Feb 05 at 09:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i thought you found heffers to be a turn on
Pablo
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2nd Feb 05 at 09:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Maybe its Amanda's new boobs that finished it off ?
SetH
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No i have been converted to pert battehs, boobies and small waists

Folds disgust me now, it is a sign of weakness and a characterisation of the western capitalist pig world we live in.
SetH
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PMFSL @ paul
Graham
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
No i have been converted to pert battehs, boobies and small waists

Folds disgust me now, it is a sign of weakness and a characterisation of the western capitalist pig world we live in.


PMSL so true
TNM
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2nd Feb 05 at 09:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Seth you change your mind too much. Is it because amanda busted you looking at heffers?
SetH
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2nd Feb 05 at 09:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
No ive just realised that fatty loving is not such a good thing.
--Dave--
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2nd Feb 05 at 09:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what would Amanda say if she found out you were calling her mum a heffer?
neiliosxi
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2nd Feb 05 at 09:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL dont invite her again!
SetH
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2nd Feb 05 at 09:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This is what amanda calls her mum.

"A Heffer with no t1ts."

Her words
SetH
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2nd Feb 05 at 09:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by neiliosxi
PMSL dont invite her again!


I didnt invite her, she turned up on monday (my birthday) and said she was staying for a while.
TNM
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2nd Feb 05 at 09:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pics?
SetH
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Imagine a late 40`s heffer version of amanda i guess
TNM
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2nd Feb 05 at 09:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pics tho!
SetH
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2nd Feb 05 at 10:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I dont have any pics of amandas mum? Why would i?
TNM
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Then seth you are no longer a jedi
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i'd give my left testicle to have a play on Amanda's funbags

Do you accept SetH?
SetH
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2nd Feb 05 at 10:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you dont need to give me your left testicles, lets just do a wife swap for a night
TNM
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2nd Feb 05 at 10:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pics of --Dave-- wife
SetH
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Its that pert blonde girl isnt it? the one that he batteh pumped?
--Dave--
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2nd Feb 05 at 10:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no that's Dave17

my gf is also called Amanda she's quite small so you should have a whale of a time throwing her around the bedroom
TNM
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no thats Dave17 your thinking off!
SetH
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PMFSL i thought they were teh same person

--Dave--
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2nd Feb 05 at 10:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fuckwit

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