TNM
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Discuss.
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purple_corsa_gls
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Not mine, but everyone calls there teacher mam. my mams a primary school teacher and got called gran the other week. she was gutted 
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Skipz
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At primary school in Australia we got to take our bikes to school i was showing off on my bmx after school turned round to look at a girl and cycled straight into a tree..  think i was in year 6 or 7 at the time
[Edited on 01-02-2005 by h18_oab]
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TNM
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Even tho i posted it i dont think ive got any embarrassing moments at school!
There was a lad called mark muldoon and he did a poo under the table in year 3 almost 15 years on people still take the piss when they see him
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willay
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^^ class
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Skipz
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we caught a guy taking a piss at the lake up the shopping precinct in full view of everybody at high school... he still gets teased for it
[Edited on 01-02-2005 by h18_oab]
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Pablo
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@skool in the showers, i had the biggest penis
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willay
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I slipped on ice once and fell on my back, that was pretty embarassing.
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willay
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quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
@skool in the showers, i had the biggest ego
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Pablo
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This is untrue and I feel its a personal attack !
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Skipz
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I agree with willay 
[Edited on 01-02-2005 by h18_oab]
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Nismo
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durring P.E being hung of the stage buy the female butch lesbian gym teacher for taking the piss out of kids that were retards at sport
was funny though
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TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
durring P.E being hung of the stage buy the female butch lesbian gym teacher for taking the piss out of kids that were retards at sport
was funny though
Was pug nut at your school?
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ScottyBrum
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When i was in junior school i went to the toilet and got my foreskin trapped in my zip like in 'Something about Mary' and then had to go to the headmasters office where he and the fat butch 55yr old secretary wrestled to free it  - It bled and they wanted to put a plaster on it
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willay
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thats terrible.
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I got kicked out the class and was sat outside, i needed a poo but held it, later without thinking i farted and shit my pants, then the fittest girl in school came out to talk to me and all i could smell was shit, i was 12 and dumped my soiled pants in the scool bogs and made my way swiftly home
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Got another one, on our induction to big school, lol, i was sat on an embankment with me mates i had just finished footie and sat down, every one was sat on the embankment, 300+ peeps, when my mate kicked a football catupulting a yoghurt the girl next to me was eating all over me!!!!
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Got pushed into the school pond and had to wear my PE kit for the afternoon, imagine how much of a big deal this was to 7 yr olds tho gutted
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TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by Greasemonkey
I got kicked out the class and was sat outside, i needed a poo but held it, later without thinking i farted and shit my pants, then the fittest girl in school came out to talk to me and all i could smell was shit, i was 12 and dumped my soiled pants in the scool bogs and made my way swiftly home
I almost ate my pen reading that!
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Carr
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by Greasemonkey
I got kicked out the class and was sat outside, i needed a poo but held it, later without thinking i farted and shit my pants, then the fittest girl in school came out to talk to me and all i could smell was shit, i was 12 and dumped my soiled pants in the scool bogs and made my way swiftly home
I almost ate my pen reading that!
i think i might of wet me pants reading it
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Alex
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for year 5 at primary school one of the buildings was a portacabin thing. I had to go take something to this room and walked in the main door, into the classroom and handed whatever it was to the teacher, i then walled to what i thought was the door wallked in and shut the door behind me, finding myself in a store cupboard i then had to come out the cupboard and out the right door in front of all the older kids
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Alex
for year 5 at primary school one of the buildings was a portacabin thing. I had to go take something to this room and walked in the main door, into the classroom and handed whatever it was to the teacher, i then walled to what i thought was the door wallked in and shut the door behind me, finding myself in a store cupboard i then had to come out the cupboard and out the right door in front of all the older kids
Fukcing PMSL .........................
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Skipz
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I remember at primary school we all used to do a walk-athon thing was always in march in soaring temps, my class had a bitch of a teacher and we had to run it all i remember running and me and three mates thought we'd take a short cut, we fell right into a swap kind of thing managed to get out and had to finish the damn thing covered in mud
[Edited on 01-02-2005 by h18_oab]
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