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boyracer2002

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Registered: 10th Aug 02
Location: West Yorkshire
User status: Offline

25th Jan 05 at 09:35

A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. "Open the
> >f'king safe" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
> >
> >"But we're not a real bank" she replies.
> >"We don't have any money, this is a sperm bank".
> >
> >"Don't argue!.......... Open the f'ucking safe or I'll blow your head
off"
> >
> >She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says "Take
> >out one of the bottles and drink it".
> >
> >"But it's full of sperm!" she replies nervously
> >
> >"Don't argue, just drink it" he says.
> >
> >She takes the cap off and gulps it down.
> >
> >"Take out another one and drink it too" he demands.
> >
> >She takes out another and drinks it as well.
> >Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and, to the girl's amazement,
> > it's her husband.
> >
> >"Not that f'cking difficult, is it?"