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Rob B
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An aeroplane flew into my roof last night, my Dad's fault, he left the landing light on. !

there are 2 fish in a tank, one says to the other, "how the fcuk do you drive this"

[Edited on 22-01-2005 by Rob B]

[Edited on 22-01-2005 by Rob B]
Kyle T
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2 muffins sat in an oven, one says "Bloody hell its getting warm in here"

The other replies:

"Fuck me, a talking muffin."



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Cavey
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Two elephants fall off a cliff... Boom boom.
Colin.S
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You should change the title to 'crap jokes'

Two condoms walking down the street, they were mates.
mav
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guy walks into a bar.......................OUCH
Charlene
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Even my joke were better then all them
Colin.S
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2 fat blokes in a pub... one says to the other 'your round'
His mate says 'so are you ya fat cnut'
mav
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you think........
Jambo
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Sorry i like the fish one
Charlene
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quote:
Originally posted by mav
you think........


Yes
CorsAsh
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A tramp walks into a bar and asks the barman for a cocktail stick. Not wanting any trouble, the barman obliges and the tramp leaves with a smile on his face.

A few minutes later, another tramp wanders in, asking for a cocktail stick also. Again the barman obliges.

Not long after, a third vagrant enters the pub, and asks for a straw... Having grown curious by this point the barman asks:

"Whats goin on out there? I've just given two others a cocktail stick each and now you come in asking for a drinking straw?"

The tramp replies: "Yeah - someone's been sick outside, but those other fuckers have already had all the good bits..."
Kyle T
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HAHA good one

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Colin.S
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thats sick
CorsAsh
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It's the way you tell em
Rob B
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Drew
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sick fker
Charlene
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Skipz
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a guy walk into a bar sits down and looks at a horse supping a pint next to him guy asks " why the long face?"
mav
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mav
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
quote:
Originally posted by mav
you think........


Yes


me too.............
mav
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Colin.S
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How do you make a woman scream twice during sex?

fcuk her up the arse then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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