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leeshez
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posh spice accused micheal jackson of molesting "romeo",which he strongly denied as he was in "Brooklyn" at the time....
Charlene
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James
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CCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRLLLLLLLEEEEEEEENNNNNNEEEEEEE
Charlene
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Rob B
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Skipz
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Old but class! will dig out my old nokia it's got some class ones on it!!
Skipz
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Why did michael Jackson go to seville in 2003??



Cos he heard 60,000 bhoys got fucked there and not one arrest

(Scottish football joke incase you dont get it)

A loving husband had "I LOVE YOU" Tattooed on his knob, when he got home he showed his wife and she said " there you go again trying to put fucking words into my mouth!"

Whats 12" long red and hangs infront of an arsehole?


Tony blairs tie!

whats the difference between gettin caught by a speed camera and going down on a woman??

When you go down on a woman you can actually see the cunt behind the bush!

A Man is kneeling by his bed, his wife asks "what are you praying for?" he replies "Guidance" Wife says " Pray for stiffness and i'll guide it in my fucking self!"
CorsAsh
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What has 100 legs and no pubic hair?

The guests at Michael Jacksons birthday parties

[Edited on 21-01-2005 by CorsAsh]
Skipz
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Drew
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CorsAsh
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Ever wonder what Michael Jackson reads to the kids at bedtime??









































Click here to find out... *self moderation in progress*



[Edited on 21-01-2005 by CorsAsh]
R Lee
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oh bloody 'ell ash.

you should stop now
Skipz
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leeshez
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