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Author Poem for Ditch
3CorsaMeal
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13th Jan 05 at 16:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
am proud of this one:

There was a young chap called Ditch,
and his dick had a funny ol'twitch,
He showed it to Evisu,
Who rubbed it with his shoe,
So he gave him a slap like a bitch
MatthewR
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13th Jan 05 at 16:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Nutcase
--Dave--
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13th Jan 05 at 16:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Evisu doesn't rhyme with shoe you fucking bint!

[Edited on 13-01-2005 by --Dave--]
3CorsaMeal
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13th Jan 05 at 16:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
E - V - Shoe

works for me so i'm happy
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MatthewR
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there once was a lad called James
3cm was his CS username
he was mad and didnt he know it
strange things he did, even though he was poet
3CorsaMeal
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good effort, but lacks rhythm i'm afraid
MatthewR
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There once was a boy called James
Who's life didn't have any aim
He had a limp willy
and he got very chilly
So i made him hang his head in shame
MatthewR
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13th Jan 05 at 16:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
better than mine
MatthewR
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13th Jan 05 at 16:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
there was once a boy called 3CM
who had a strange willy, it bent at the end.....
3CorsaMeal
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13th Jan 05 at 16:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Evisu
there was once a boy called 3CM
who had a strange willy, it bent at the end.....


who told you?

and its about halfway down it bends anyway
leeshez
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Rob R
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13th Jan 05 at 18:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
There once was a boy called James
Who suffered from period pains
He realised he was a tart
Despite if he did fart
And now he gets called silly names

[Edited on 13-01-2005 by motorspeed]
Ditch
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14th Jan 05 at 11:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Awwwwww, Im blushing.
Heres one for you 3CM


There was once a lad called Jim,
everyone on CS thought he was dim,
his corsa had porsche wheels,
instead of them funny ol steels,
and I cant be bothered to think of the rest so make it up yourself...!
3CorsaMeal
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14th Jan 05 at 11:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


it'll do

porsche rims BLINGIN'
MatthewR
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wanna be porsche rims

 
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