Kenni
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Registered: 29th Jan 01
Location: Worcester(sauce) Drives: VX220 & Zaffy GSi
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This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...... but, now we
know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...
you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework... you're a pansy.
If you work too hard... there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your
lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her..... that is favouritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you...... it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks...... it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet.......... it's male indifference.
If you cry............ you're a wimp.
If you don't........ you're an insensitive b4stard.
If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated oman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domintion.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert.
If you don't.............. you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape.............. you're sexist.
If you don't................. you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape...... you're vain.
If you don't................ you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers............. you're after something.
If you don't.................... you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements...... you're full of yourself.
If you don't.................... you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache............ she's tired.
If you have a headache............. you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often......... you're oversexed.
If you don't.......... there must be someone else.
Men die first because they want to!!!
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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...ian...
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Registered: 22nd Jul 04
Location: Southeast
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mazdaspeed
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Registered: 8th Jan 05
Location: Darlington
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Skipz
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Registered: 23rd Aug 03
Location: Falkirk: Drives:nothing but gettin another Corsa
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CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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Best thing is, thats all true
I do feel sorry for blokes sometimes 
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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So true
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