crashnburn
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Registered: 12th Jun 04
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Just f*%kin rear ended some cunt on way home from work.
Just turned corner and was going down straight and my phone fell out of holder, looked down 1 sec to see whee it went looked back up again and all i saw BRIGHT RED brake lights..
OOH DEAR!!!! CRUNCH went me BABY!!!
Front end now resembles me grams face with her falsers out... NOT GOOD!!!
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Oh dear
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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You should have been concentrating on what you were doing.
[Edited on 08-01-2005 by 1800ed]
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Graham
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Location: Lincoln.
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oops unlucky mate but you know you should have been concentrating and if you say you were looking down for 1 sec then you must of been tailgating this guy or been doing some speed
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RCoughtrie
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Registered: 31st Oct 04
Location: East Ayrshire Scotland
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argh unlucky sure u will get it sorted out no probs, whats the other car like ?
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Mikorsa16v
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Location: Burgess Hill, West Sussex
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quote: Originally posted by crashnburn
Just f*%kin rear ended some cunt on way home from work.
Just turned corner and was going down straight and my phone fell out of holder, looked down 1 sec to see whee it went looked back up again and all i saw BRIGHT RED brake lights..
OOH DEAR!!!! CRUNCH went me BABY!!!
Front end now resembles me grams face with her falsers out... NOT GOOD!!!
and why are they the cunt? i feel you must be?
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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Your user name is very relevant
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RCoughtrie
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Registered: 31st Oct 04
Location: East Ayrshire Scotland
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quote: Originally posted by Mikorsa16v
quote: Originally posted by crashnburn
Just f*%kin rear ended some cunt on way home from work.
Just turned corner and was going down straight and my phone fell out of holder, looked down 1 sec to see whee it went looked back up again and all i saw BRIGHT RED brake lights..
OOH DEAR!!!! CRUNCH went me BABY!!!
Front end now resembles me grams face with her falsers out... NOT GOOD!!!
and why are they the cunt? i feel you must be?
its a scottish thing we call peeps we dont know "cunts"
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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The other day i couldn't work out how to put the radio on in Mums C3. Instead of smashing it up -- i stoped to work it out. Before anyone says i'm dim -- it worked out it had never been tuned in 
I think you should take a leaf out of my book mate.
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Mikorsa16v
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Registered: 2nd Sep 02
Location: Burgess Hill, West Sussex
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quote: Originally posted by RCoughtrie
quote: Originally posted by Mikorsa16v
quote: Originally posted by crashnburn
Just f*%kin rear ended some cunt on way home from work.
Just turned corner and was going down straight and my phone fell out of holder, looked down 1 sec to see whee it went looked back up again and all i saw BRIGHT RED brake lights..
OOH DEAR!!!! CRUNCH went me BABY!!!
Front end now resembles me grams face with her falsers out... NOT GOOD!!!
and why are they the cunt? i feel you must be?
its a scottish thing we call peeps we dont know "cunts"
lol fair enough!
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RCoughtrie
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Registered: 31st Oct 04
Location: East Ayrshire Scotland
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quote: Originally posted by Mikorsa16v
quote: Originally posted by RCoughtrie
quote: Originally posted by Mikorsa16v
quote: Originally posted by crashnburn
Just f*%kin rear ended some cunt on way home from work.
Just turned corner and was going down straight and my phone fell out of holder, looked down 1 sec to see whee it went looked back up again and all i saw BRIGHT RED brake lights..
OOH DEAR!!!! CRUNCH went me BABY!!!
Front end now resembles me grams face with her falsers out... NOT GOOD!!!
and why are they the cunt? i feel you must be?
its a scottish thing we call peeps we dont know "cunts"
lol fair enough!
no problem ya cunt
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mav
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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Should have been looking at road m8...
Unlucky cause we all do it though...
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crashnburn
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Registered: 12th Jun 04
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THanks for clearing up the CUNTS bit (RCoughtrie)..
As i said yes i looked down for a sec but if somethin hit you in the leg while driving what would you do??? The first one that say "I would stop at a conveniant location etc, is a lying CNUT!!
The other car is hardly damaged marked the bumper abit thats all
So its of ta the garage the morra for him to snap my flexible friend I thinks...
Lookin at new Bonnet, New Grille, Poss new right side headlight or just bracket new reg plate, and was a hissing noise from radiator are so poss new rad 2.....
FOOOOOOK SAKE!!!!
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
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Who are you calling a lying cunt? I'm glad you crashed for that and infact i did stop! If my moby goes i'll stop too because i don't want point on my licence or have a crash.
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crashnburn
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thats what handsfree kits are for, and was calling you a cunt was mearly over stating that 90% of us would same thing.. i am aware that i should look where i am going, which i was till that sec i looked down and then lookd up an saw the car which is why i braked and skiddeded into him causing less damage and only crumpling my car... sorry for offending you but us SCOTTISH people express our feelings so ........
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Corsa E-Tec
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Registered: 4th Feb 04
Location: Stevenage Drives: Leon Cupra
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living up to the first part of ya username i see 
sorry, unlocky mate, were in the same shoes
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mav
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Scotland
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So you never look down at radio when driving then pug nut...?
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crashnburn
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quote: Originally posted by Corsa E-Tec
living up to the first part of ya username i see 
sorry, unlocky mate, were in the same shoes
Oh dear you pranged 2???
yes first part and thankfully not the second...
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Corsa E-Tec
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Registered: 4th Feb 04
Location: Stevenage Drives: Leon Cupra
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yep, me cars out of action, and may not be repairable.
hence the signature.
is yours repairable.
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crashnburn
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quote: Originally posted by Corsa E-Tec
yep, me cars out of action, and may not be repairable.
hence the signature.
is yours repairable.
Should be ok, as i said just bonnet( which was being replaced anyway) grille, possible rad, bumper and headlight... wil know more in daylight morra.
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Mark Petty
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Registered: 26th Jul 01
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shut up pug nut
Unlucky mate, everyone has looked away while driving (apart from pug nut of course)
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crashnburn
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Thanks guys, hopefully not as bad as it looks..
Will investigate tommorow and might upload some pics.
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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quote: Originally posted by mav
So you never look down at radio when driving then pug nut...?
A quick look to see the station or whatever but this guy was looking for his phone
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Colin
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Cunts like you lot not watching makes everyone else pay over the odds
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Skipz
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Registered: 23rd Aug 03
Location: Falkirk: Drives:nothing but gettin another Corsa
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quote: Originally posted by Peugeot Nut
quote: Originally posted by mav
So you never look down at radio when driving then pug nut...?
A quick look to see the station or whatever but this guy was looking for his phone
he had a Glance to look where his phone was.. quite sensible in one respect.. if the phone fell and landed under his brake pedal and never checked he'd have been fucked anyways..
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