Colin
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hahaha me and mates were talking about these at weekend. Funny as fuck.
1. 2 mates were aproached by a old man when they were about 13 and asked if they wanted to go to his house to practice wrestling moves.......ended up with police etc involved and the rascle going to jail when they found fucked up porn in his house
2. I had a fist fight with the school lollypop woman.....she was swinging her stop sign at me and everything
3. Setting a large part of the local park on fire then running home and pretending we new fuck all (was on news and in paper)
4. Altering peoples number plates with a felt pen......done like everyones car in same street one night
Good to look back on and laugh at now Add some of your own fucked up as a child stories
[Edited on 06-12-2004 by Kolin]
[Edited on 24-05-2007 by mav]
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Ojc
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Err, let me get back to you with some things I can remember.
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Colin
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C'mon Oliver I bet you were a problem child
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ajscorsa
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lmao at changin number plates
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leni
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1) an old man asked me when I was 10 to show him how to get to a certain street for £5 I said no, so he offered me £20 to help him carry his shopping home, I said yes but then he wanted me to stay for dinner and hold his hand so I ran off!
2) My arsehole of a cousin trying to feel me up when I was 9 
3) My sisters boyfriend playing football with all the local dads and kicked the ball at a mates dad, it knocked his leg off and my sisters bloke shit himself and ran off, he didn't know this fella had a false leg FPMSL
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3CorsaMeal
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i remember making "mixtures" when we mixed together everything in my m8's dad had in his garage from car wax to petrol, anything and everything into one big bucket. he wasn't too happy.
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leni
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making rose petal perfume YAK! (Peter Kay)
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Carl
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i once let the handbreak off on my mums car and it started rolling down the hill with my mum chasing it. manged to yank the handbreak back on and stop it but shit myself!
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purple_corsa_gls
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1) lighter with deoderant. Small house fire in my mates house. didnt go there often, afterwards.
2) offered a few pence to get in this blokes van (theres a few dodgy fuckers about isnt there)
3) was brought up by dolphins as i was unloved by my natural parents disowned my and joined the circus as working midgets 
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Mark Petty
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i remember when i had a chemistry set I decided to mix all the chemicals together and burn it on the burner thingy, I accidently knocked it over causing a fire in my bedroom I was shitting myself didn't know what to do so got my mums hover out and hovered the flames up 
My mums hover didn't work very well after that. My dad wasn't pleased about the carpet either
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Ojc
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Shitting in our breeze block base and one of my mates telling my mum, she went mad 
TBH I think my childhood was normal, never exposed to anything weird but then I spent my youth in a small village.
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Ojc
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quote:
Originally posted by leni
2) My arsehole of a cousin trying to feel me up when I was 9
Were you wet?
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Tom
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Spent a summer setting the park on fire and riding on the back of the fire engine when it came in the park
Getting chased by a mad fella called 'purple ackey' who was a paedo  scary
brother crashing his push bike down our road and bouncing off many cars he nearly died 
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bradfincham
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erm rolling a sierra 6 times in the field with a mate in and the dog flew out
wearing swimming goggles to keep the dust out when on the go cart towed behind the quad!
first fight at 11 over a girl ha ha
shooting my dad in the leg with a pellet gun when we went rabbit shooting
tbh theres heaps as lived on farm and me and best mate used to do all sorts we both had field cars at 13!
Acess to motox and quads was great i loved my days!
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Ojc
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Infact, going back to my teenage years.
Getting fireworks from Nikhil Patel whos dad owned a corner shop, he had them at his house and we robbed them all we left with massive rockets sticking out of our backs on our push bikes, we then procedded to fire them down a hill at a park (the park was empty and it was dark but it was fun)
Putting airbombs in dog shit bins, and leaving the lid up watching that dog shit fly!
Putting a airbomb in the massive dustbins at school and then going back a couple of hours later on our mopeds and seeing them blazing! with the fire brigade there
Got mentioned in assembly
Bunking off school, then driving past on my moped waving at the idiots in my business studies class as I went by
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bradfincham
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ah right if were talking about the last 3 years:
mate dale buying a box of £40 fireworks and just setting the whole box alight was a good display!!
Dale setting roman candles off in the kebab shop
Dale driving his works van into a stream as the exhaust fell off
2 mates got chased by the police for nicking a roadsign and we sat laughing for about 30 minutes
fire crackers in dog shit bins
dale shooting ed in the face with rapid fire bb gun
trev headbutting eds van i have videos on here if someone wants to host!!
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3CorsaMeal
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Stealing three air rifles along with some bullets and resting a bullet on the wall while i shot the end that gets striked with the air rifle at point blank range, and getting hit in the face with the shell, while the bullet went down a busy street and missed some old ladies by inch's. (wasn't thinking)
pulling apart someones fence and getting caught and asked what we were doing we said "prison break" and had to put fence together again with bloke watching us.
crashing a m8 car thru his stables on the first time i ever went round there, never been since.
throwing a m8 into a river and running off, not expecting him to get stuck in there for 3 hours.
falling out of school bus, jumped against window and it popped out
put oil into someones pond and killing £5000 of fish
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willay
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3CM is true essex.
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Joff
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I had the clever idea that a lit candle would balance nicely on the mattress I had in my den.
Candles don't balance. Mattresses burn. Very well.
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Corsa^Dan
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rofl these post r well good
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Joff
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I was on a mates garage roof with his .22 air rifle, just shooting seagulls and stuff when he jumped down and pissed off on my Marin
Silly fucker thought he could outpedal a speeding pellet 
Right in his back BOOM. Bled a bit too. His mum had to pick it out with tweezers
[Edited on 06-12-2004 by Joff]
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Jodi_the_g
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1.Stole fence panels you know the ones you lift up to build our bonfire as they where on holiday.
2. Messing around with air rifes shot one of our friends in the head by mistake, blood everywhere and having to ring an amulance and saying my mates been shot in the head.
3.Gaffer tapping our mate to the wall.
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Joff
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Just remembered I shot another mate in the head with a Gat gun and a gat gun dart. Had yellow feathers (the dart, not my mate).
It didn't even stick into his head though how lame are gat guns!
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Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by leni
My arsehole of a cousin trying to feel me up when I was 9
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