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Dean_H
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27th Nov 04 at 13:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My m8 bought a 02 reg 206 1.1 5 months ago..

He popped down to see me and the conversation turned to cars then his car...

I asked how many miles have you done in your car since youve had it....

"nearly 10,000 in 5 months"

have you had it serviced since youve had it

"nah aint done nothing to it"

That will fuck up your warrenty then if you havent had it done when its expected

"oh shit"

So you havent even topped it up with oil

"no nothing"

Fuck better have a look under your bonnet then at the dip stick

*pulls dip stick out and the oil is on barely minimum* wiped away oil, put it back in, pulled it back out AND THERE WAS NO OIL ON THE DIP STICK AT ALL



my m8 is a dip stick hes as thick as 2 short planks...

So hes sped off down to the nearest garage after me telling him to look in his book at what oil to put in there.....

If i didnt tell him this he would have drove around in that till it went bang...
Drew
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27th Nov 04 at 13:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

so u told him he had no oil in, so he 'sped off' to get some :S

your right, he aint very bright is he
Dean_H
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27th Nov 04 at 13:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lol
Mark Petty
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27th Nov 04 at 14:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what a plonker
Marc
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27th Nov 04 at 14:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It may be a crap car but he still doesnt deserve to own it imo

Dean_H
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27th Nov 04 at 14:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lol, hes the dullest person i know but hes sorted.

Nah nice cars them 206's are

 
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