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  cayenne crumpled into a heap
  cars bounced off each other no damage to either
  my VX is fcuked


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Jules S
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26th Nov 04 at 20:15   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

So,

I just reversed into the monster MPV......what happened, Given i drive a VX200
stubbsy
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you drove off very quickly and aint got a clue what happend to it
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26th Nov 04 at 20:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Well i'd be pissed if i'd just totalled my VX, so i'm guessing top or middle.

[Edited on 26-11-2004 by Nath]
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the sicaflex that is used to hold it together stuck to the Cayenne and now you've got some kind of weird hybrid Porxhaull?
Cole
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you drove under it

[Edited on 26-11-2004 by Cole]
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i just spoke to the guy who owns it (his wife was driving it)...he claims it needs:-

a new wheel
a new tyre
bodywork repairs

the VX's back end is pretty much snapped....a truly horrible sound hearing fibreglass broken

so a sort of 'david and goliath' victory for the vx then. Given some flimsy fibrglass can write off a cayenne alloy that and I thought my excess was £800, but it turns out its only £500

hey ho, gonna get pished now...numb the pain
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26th Nov 04 at 20:32   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Cole
you drove under it

[Edited on 26-11-2004 by Cole]


pretty much, I didnt see it cos the windows start about a foot above my roof
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how hard did you hit it for christs sake to do that much damage with a fglass car you must of it hit it pretty hard think he might be telling porkies
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26th Nov 04 at 20:48   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Cole
how hard did you hit it for christs sake to do that much damage with a fglass car you must of it hit it pretty hard think he might be telling porkies


he is telling porkies

VX's snap like twigs when hit

my car is >here<

A few of the SW lot know me, and will no doubt rip the pish if they see me driving about with a broken VX

[Edited on 26-11-2004 by benny_h]
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quote:
Originally posted by benny_h
A few of the SW lot know me, and will no doubt rip the pish if they see me driving about with a broken VX



you broke your VX

nah dude what couldnt you see i mean they aint exactly small things and when you reverse things come at you from behind
Jules S
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26th Nov 04 at 21:52   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Nis,

when you see the pillar box rear view in my car and there's a panel of metal there and its dark you dont see fcuk all

still, pished right off
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i cant belive you shlapped it

get it fix sell it buy a VXR220
Jules S
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26th Nov 04 at 22:55   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

whys that then mate?

VXR has another 60ish kg (to 950 kg) mid board with ohlins and tarty wheels with a hybred turbot..220 bhp and lag like a cnut....and *ahem* costs 30k

mine 870kg with (soon) 190 BHP... no lag and a power band
..change up doesnt get you below the powerband

plus similar torque @ 2000rpm than J11seys s2k does in the vtec zone


 
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