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RichiesCorsa
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5th Nov 04 at 14:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My car just fell on me!

Was fitting a new centre section and had 2 axle stands at the front and a jack at the back. Was nearly finished, just had to get the backbox sitting right then all of a sudden the car fell on me! I was on ma back holding the car up off my chest, wondering how to get help! I waited to see if anyone walked past so I could cry help but after 5 mins I got bored! So I managed to kick my wheel towards the back bumper and jam it under there and slide out!
Meat-Pie-SRI
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5th Nov 04 at 14:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

nice and safe then!!!
Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
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PaulW
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5th Nov 04 at 14:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

hang on...

axles stands holding the front & then a jack at the rear...

no bloody wonder it fell!!! either way ya lucky ya didnt get crushed & turn into a mushy puddle of pink/red goop
RichiesCorsa
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5th Nov 04 at 14:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Axle stands were on chassis and jack was just to get rear wheel off. It's still funny though! Was thinking about a 999 reconstruction where the pensioner across the road would use his super human strength to lift the car off me!
Jamie
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5th Nov 04 at 14:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Two jack stands EVERY time I go under the car and normally the jack just under a mount to support it
Siberia
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Registered: 9th Oct 03
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5th Nov 04 at 14:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ermmm the stands or the jack must stil have been holding the majority of the wieght cos there no way you'd be able to hold the wieght of the car
ed
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5th Nov 04 at 14:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by J-Me
Two jack stands EVERY time I go under the car and normally the jack just under a mount to support it

And then some old wheels under the sill just incase
leeshez
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5th Nov 04 at 15:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

U was lucky
MatthewR
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5th Nov 04 at 15:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

shit!!
Ditch
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Registered: 29th Nov 02
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5th Nov 04 at 15:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Friends dad owns a Haulage Company (MJ Parkes) and he was working under a lorry when the whole cabin fell forward ontop of him, but the bloke is HUGE! and managed to hold the weight of it whilst help was found to lift it again
MatthewR
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5th Nov 04 at 15:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Thats chris' old man mate? kin hell!!!
3CorsaMeal
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5th Nov 04 at 15:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

bet he can't open milk cartons easily tho
stubbsy
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5th Nov 04 at 15:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my step dads van slipped off the jack with him underneath it, i was inside and heard a arrrrgggggggggg, ive never moved so quickly in all my life, luckily it sopped just as the fuel tank touched his chest, i absolutely shit myself, fuck knows how he must ave felt
MatthewR
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5th Nov 04 at 15:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

bet you wouldn't laugh if you were watching him though
GED2.0CORSA
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Registered: 28th Apr 04
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5th Nov 04 at 15:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i was changing the anti roll bars on my dads BMW and the bolts were well rusty so we decided to heat em to get it off (wasnt workin ) so we decided to burn them off at the nut

soooo when it was off the anti roll bar lay on the ground when my dad turned to talk to me and pointed the burner away from me and a few seconds past and BBBBAAANNNGGG the ball in the anti roll bar came shooting out of the bar and hit the inside if the pit i was in

to say i shit myself was an understatment

would have been fcukin sore if it had hit me

[Edited on 05-11-2004 by GED2.0CORSA]
langey
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5th Nov 04 at 16:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

so the guy who originally posted this is almost sayin he can bench press a corsa??
MatthewR
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by langey
so the guy who originally posted this is almost sayin he can bench press a corsa??


lying down with one leg kicking a wheel into place

ed
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5th Nov 04 at 16:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

He wouldn't have held the weight of the whole car though, just a part and the rear of the car at that, with no fuel in two people could lift the rear of the car up pretty easily. If the front fell on him he would be hurt a little bit.
langey
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5th Nov 04 at 16:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by 1800ed
He wouldn't have held the weight of the whole car though, just a part and the rear of the car at that, with no fuel in two people could lift the rear of the car up pretty easily. If the front fell on him he would be hurt a little bit.


yes two people, this is one person bench pressing it, also manovering a wheel under the car with his leg and smoking a cig with one hand and on the phone at the same time
3CorsaMeal
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5th Nov 04 at 16:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

and i thought superman had died
langey
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5th Nov 04 at 16:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
and i thought superman had died


he has, but the hulk is still here obviously
kev_corsa
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Registered: 7th Nov 02
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5th Nov 04 at 17:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Nutter
corsa5dr
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5th Nov 04 at 18:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Lifting the rear end of a car isnt actually that hard, front is obviously a different story

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