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Matt H
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safely & also without smashing any windows

so far i've tried

jacking up car & reaching up to pull bonnet release cable
took of front door window seal pulling up the latch
tried forcing windows down

no joy
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Can we keep replies via u2u for this one!
Greg_M
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take a window out?
Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by Greg12v
take a window out?



how?
Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
Can we keep replies via u2u for this one!



yeah sorry ian

u2u me please
Matt H
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thanks for the u2u's peeps


anyone know where i could buy window sealant from & roughly how much it costs?

thanks
Mattb
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u2ud
jr
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ask kris-td as he done it
jr
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or use a small pigme man to clim through the heater vent
Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by jr
or use a small pigme man to clim through the heater vent



he's stuck
jr
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ohhh no
Mattb
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quote:
Originally posted by matt h
quote:
Originally posted by jr
or use a small pigme man to clim through the heater vent



he's stuck


you should now resort to flying monkeys...
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what if there on holiday this week, then what happens
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lemmings
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Get an angle grinder, cut a hole in the roof, then once you've got the keys back, book the car in to have a sunroof fitted
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quote:
Originally posted by Mattb
lemmings


what and radomly exploded them near the door locks
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I shall adopt the 'How to destroy an uno turbo the Richard way' for this one

Kick the hell out of it til it falls apart, buy a few pots of superglue, your in and you now own a kit car to build at the weekends
jr
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and take pics of you doing it on a disposible camera
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quote:
Originally posted by jr
and take pics of you doing it on a disposible camera


then call RAC, while he fixes it, stand beside him and drop your guts, then run a mile
Mattb
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quote:
Originally posted by jr
quote:
Originally posted by Mattb
lemmings


what and radomly exploded them near the door locks


lemmings tunnel, build bridges, drop down with umbrellas, explode, block... the list goes on. so i think they can achieve the task of getting into a corsa
jr
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quote:
Originally posted by corsaCsxi
quote:
Originally posted by jr
and take pics of you doing it on a disposible camera


then call RAC, while he fixes it, stand beside him and drop your guts, then run a mile


then watch the aa man say the dawoo matiz is only running on 3 cyinders, the realising it only has 3 to start with

[Edited on 08-10-2004 by jr]
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Eat lots of sherbet then do a wee on the door. The acid in your wee should burn a hole through the metal and door card so you can reach through and open the latch...
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option 2 - Pay a local pikey
option 3 - Call AA/RAC
Option 4 - erm, im out of ideas


Tell ya what, jr can come pick me up, we will go try a few ideas on a couple of local corsas and get back to ya
Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by matt h


anyone know where i could buy window sealant from & roughly how much it costs?

thanks




ttt
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slim jims

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