Lee 16v
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Registered: 25th Jun 04
Location: Maidstone Drives: Corsa 2.0 16v
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anyone know of any ways to get money quick? bit skint i didnt get paid!
[Edited on 10-09-2004 by corsa_alpine_junkee]
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dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
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sell ur gran to bin laden
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Greg_M
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Registered: 2nd Sep 03
Location: Grantham, Lincolnshire
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get a job? work, earn money
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Jamie
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Registered: 1st Apr 02
Location: Aberdeen
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Go clearout your room/garage and open an eBay account 
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AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
Location: Greater London
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sell a limb on ebay?
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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I think ill be selling alot of my stuff this weekend 
Konica KD 25 digi cam anyone?
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DAYZEE
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Registered: 13th Nov 00
Location: Stevenage, MR2 Turbo, 328i Coupe, CBR600F
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you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er . . . I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques! "
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Sidesport
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Registered: 25th Nov 03
Location: Bath
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quote:
Originally posted by DAYZEE
you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er . . . I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques! "
Lock Stock 
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
I think ill be selling alot of my stuff this weekend
How about my bum? anyone?
£1 right here! 
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Lee 16v
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Registered: 25th Jun 04
Location: Maidstone Drives: Corsa 2.0 16v
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quote:
Originally posted by Greg12v
get a job? work, earn money
i have one. my pay got fcuk'd up
[Edited on 10-09-2004 by corsa_alpine_junkee]
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
I think ill be selling alot of my stuff this weekend
How about my bum? anyone?
£1 right here!
My ass is not for sale 
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
I think ill be selling alot of my stuff this weekend
How about my bum? anyone?
£1 right here!
My ass is not for sale
I don't want your donkey, I was offerin money for your rectum
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
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Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
I think ill be selling alot of my stuff this weekend
How about my bum? anyone?
£1 right here!
My ass is not for sale
I don't want your donkey, I was offerin money for your rectum
U2U Richie, he currently owns me.
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Jamie
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Registered: 1st Apr 02
Location: Aberdeen
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_alpine_junkee
quote:
Originally posted by Greg12v
get a job? work, earn money
i have one. my pay got fcuk'd up
[Edited on 10-09-2004 by corsa_alpine_junkee]
Tell your boss you want paided in cash then.
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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Will do. Cheers. Reckon he'd part ex for some partially chewed Orbit gum?
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myke
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Registered: 7th Feb 01
Location: High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire
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goto accounts department if you have one and ask for an advance?
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cargraphics4u.com
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Registered: 4th Feb 04
Location: Tonbridge, Kent Drives : J7 00RSA
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quote:
Originally posted by Sidesport
quote:
Originally posted by DAYZEE
you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er . . . I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques! "
Lock Stock
Only problem is you will have to go into the bank and open an account called arse tickler's faggot fan club
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Lee 16v
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Registered: 25th Jun 04
Location: Maidstone Drives: Corsa 2.0 16v
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i work temp th place i worked for said they had faxed my timesheet to the agency i work for but they either hadnt or it didnt get to them, which means i dont get paid til the next payday in 2 weeks time, its one of the agencys policies....
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Become a prostitute and sell sex
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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and in the meantime your money is in their account earning them intrest
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